Quote Originally Posted by _Cathy_ View Post
Exactly. Di talaga ako nagsasalita except sa office BFF ko. Wala talagang manners. Yung crumbs ng kinain niya tinataboy lang e napupunta sa area ko. Wala pa finesse kumilos. Bagsak ng bagsak ng gamit tapos parati nangtatabig ng area pag naglalakad. I am so close to telling our VP that she is a liability (highest in our department) Nagkaron pa yan ng error sa reporting na error free since it was first produced.

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i remember a former colleague who intimated to me that she hated this bitchy colleague of ours that she was thinking of trying to do the suggestion of her friend. this was the suggestion of her friend (do not do this at home. masama ito. kakasauhan ka nito. malaking pagkakasala ito. makukulong kayo nito).

1) find the biggest stapler at the office, bash her face using it with all the might you can muster;

2) if she'd lose consciousness in the process, start pulling her fingernails with pliers. if not, bash her face again. if you don't like her nails, you can opt for her teeth. it's your choice.

3) then apply water therapy. this is the best. forcibly open her mouth. ram a funnel down into her throat. close her nose using a vise grip. then start pouring water into the funnel until her stomach becomes bloated and she throws up. start the whole process all over again, all the while shouting invectives at her, or "gusto mo pa ha?!" or "water pa more?"