Funny / Stupid things that you did before

[scarab]

....tindi naman ng memory mo bro.

[Canwe?]

eto katuwa:
i was in grade 6, my teacher ask what does the quote "kung hindi uukol hindi bubukol means"
syemps taas ako kamay feeling magaling " Mam pag hindi po nagkaroon na away ala pong magbabatuhan, eh di ala pong magkakabukol"
Tas deadma sagot ni titser, syemps, i wondered why mali sagot ko. It was only when my classmate gave another answer that i know the right answer. Haha! it if aint meant to be then it aint meant to be.YON PALA.
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Another: sa job interview the interviewer ask " Why are you applying in our company? What do you know about our company?
Syemps si ako feeling talaga " I took one of his pencils on his workstation and said, you know it's like this pencil here, I don't know anything about your company but as i do my work here i start to know more and more about your company" ( oh di ba, hindi ako natanggap)

[empy]

Another: sa job interview the interviewer ask " Why are you applying in our company? What do you know about our company?
Syemps si ako feeling talaga " I took one of his pencils on his workstation and said, you know it's like this pencil here, I don't know anything about your company but as i do my work here i start to know more and more about your company" ( oh di ba, hindi ako natanggap)

anlabo!! :bwahaha:

[Karding]

Another: sa job interview the interviewer ask " Why are you applying in our company? What do you know about our company?
Syemps si ako feeling talaga " I took one of his pencils on his workstation and said, you know it's like this pencil here, I don't know anything about your company but as i do my work here i start to know more and more about your company" ( oh di ba, hindi ako natanggap)

very qualified ito sa thread na ito, patok! :evillaugh

[Canwe?]

Thank you! thank you! those times of your life that takes your breath away ! i think the interviewer was like wwwhhhaaaattt..

[ARB]

-grade school, chikinini fight, we would buy those chikinini (fried corn or boy bawang now) and throw it in the fan of the classroom.

-nung high school nag summer ako because of disciplinary probation, last day ng summer winasak namin lahat ng speakers so on the first day of school ayun, ang sound ng flag ceremony basag!

-picked fight with the teacher, ogags siya. lunch break time so most of the high school student body was watching us, on his frustration he boxed the sign that says keep quiet and I told him sakit no! tumawa lahat ng students sa kanya!

yun lang di na ako inaccept ng school pag next school year.

sa isang subject namin 2nd yr from second grading to the end everytime na social studies nasa quadrangle ako nakatayo, ayaw ng teacher sa akin! e di failure ako sa subject nya.

[russpogi]

Keep 'em coming!!! hehehehe!

[picantorange]

You remind me of the people I hated in school. :D

[nemo's friend]

ayan, i remembered something - meron pala ako

when i was vacationing * my cousins home in Queen's Row CV i had a bad habit of picking flowers of the neighbors. as in every day trip ko lang, pitas then takbo. one time after buying pan de sal from a nearby store, napadaan ako sa house na di ko pa nabisita before, ayun may i-pick ako nung flower - eh, yung sunflower pala yun (di ko alam that time tawag), hinabol ako nung may ari takot ko pero nakapasok naman ako sa house, tapos di ako lumabas nung day na yun at nagpalit agad ng damit :-)

[miLes]

high school, i set off the fire alarm in the building where my classmate was living then i ran up shouting "anu nangyari!?!? anu nangyari!?!?"

high school, i broke the fire alarm glass on my high school to see if it works but unfortunately nakita aku ng titser

i used to put tumbtacks on the seat of my classmate when i was in grade school

in high school my friends and i snuck up to school grounds late in the evening to play witchaboard but the principal heard the commotion and came down to investigate, two of us hid behind the pillars, others ran through the main gate, we never really got to play that thing laging naininterrupt

[picantorange]

Witchaboard?

[scarab]

...baka ouija board.

[picantorange]

No comment.

[RafRaf]

my first job... meron akong crush... nililink kami ng tsismis... I was trying to become friends with her... eh parang ini-isnab na niya ako... I confronted her sa locker room after work (while all the other employees were there getting ready to go home or report for next shift)... hahaha... tangengots talaga ako... halatang wala pa experience sa mga ganitong bagay... when I look back naiiisip ko lang na why did I have to do that? I just made us more indifferent to each other. Sana meron pa ako additional friend ngayon. Anyway, matagal na iyon. It's just one of those stupid things nga.

[Jun aka Pekto]

Ano ba ang ginawa ko noon? Ahhh. Noong bata pa ako, nagpunta kami sa Las Vegas at sa hotel kami nag-stay. Noong oras na para kumain, sakay kami ng elevator pababa. Nang mapuno na, sabay utot ko. Tahimik lang. Pero and baho!! Halos hindi kami makahinga... Ang taas pa naman ng hotel.

[miLes]

...baka ouija board.

tama...ouija board pala nakalimutan ku na spelling eh

o baka made in china yung sa kaibigan ku dati

[cutedoc]

this is my 1000 post

heres my unfortunate funny story it happened yesterday at tutuban
i was fitting a slipper sandal at this shoe store at tutuban, nakita ko kasi sabi ko ok, so i fitted it ok naman, the thing was nung isosoli ko na sa istante, i suddenly slipped, e tiles na madulas yung floor nila, i was only wearing a slippers that time, so nadulas ako, not only that nadulas ako slowly,imagine a slow motion, i would want to grab something pero in front of me are glass shelves baka mabasag ko mahulog din lalo if i tried grabbing it and behind me were the displays of shoes, until papaupo ako sa floor, ok na sana, kaya lang dahil sa awkward position di ako makatayo agad, oh shoot and the worst sa likod ko pala glass na at kita ang nangyari sa akin sa labas, oh shoot agen andami palang nakakita, as in pag tayo ko nakatigin sila lahat sa akin, i think their thingking"guwapo nga stupid naman" dahan dahan akong umalis i would want to buy the merchandize kaya lang nahiya na ako...

[just4u]

this is my 1000 post

heres my unfortunate funny story it happened yesterday at tutuban
i was fitting a slipper sandal at this shoe store at tutuban, nakita ko kasi sabi ko ok, so i fitted it ok naman, the thing was nung isosoli ko na sa istante, i suddenly slipped, e tiles na madulas yung floor nila, i was only wearing a slippers that time, so nadulas ako, not only that nadulas ako slowly,imagine a slow motion, i would want to grab something pero in front of me are glass shelves baka mabasag ko mahulog din lalo if i tried grabbing it and behind me were the displays of shoes, until papaupo ako sa floor, ok na sana, kaya lang dahil sa awkward position di ako makatayo agad, oh shoot and the worst sa likod ko pala glass na at kita ang nangyari sa akin sa labas, oh shoot agen andami palang nakakita, as in pag tayo ko nakatigin sila lahat sa akin, i think their thingking"guwapo nga stupid naman" dahan dahan akong umalis i would want to buy the merchandize kaya lang nahiya na ako...

balik ka ulit ngayon

[empy]

meron akong story na parang kay cutedoc din.

i went to school in the northeast US, so kapag winter talagang snowy, cold and icy. i was miserable since i moved there from sunny california.

native easterners know that sometimes ice forms on the roads (the so-called black ice) in such a thin layer that you really can't see it...but it's super-slippery and dangerous. since taga-cali ako i had never experienced such a thing.

well, my university had a big square in front of it where everybody (i mean EVERYBODY) hung out, walked through to get to class, and almost every classroom in all the buildings looked out on the square.

enter si ako, first week of a new semester, really proud of myself in my brand-new winter wear (never really needed it in cali, so i splurged on some nice designer stuff)...walking around like i owned the place and feeling like every eye was on me...i was also kinda late so i had picked up my pace.

[size=5]SPLAGGGG!!!![/size]

my boot hit that black ice on the pathway, and i fell directly on my ass, skidding to a stop at least 5 feet away. books, papers and computer accessories went everywhere. i estimate that at least 1,230,095 people saw my little wipe-out.

ang pinakamasakit sa lahat, 5 sorority girls all bundled up in their nice pink ski jackets stopped to see if i was ok. i just KNEW that as soon as i limped away with my sore ass, wet books, and shattered dignity that they burst out laughing :bwahaha:

[scarab]

....sayang! kala ko naawa sila sayo at dinala ka sa kanilang sorority house.