Why newspapers will not die:

- you cannot wrap fish using TV, radio or computer
- it is still faster to open a page than to boot up
- you can't risk your computer getting wet in the toilet
- you can hold your newspaper with one hand, and toilet paper in the other. A computer will need a desk of some sort
- You can go back to the same article with ease; even with some DVR, it's still more difficult to do the same on TV
- You can skip the ad pages without much thought
- No need to go on-line to read
- You can't provide 10 computers to guests waiting in your reception area