Your fair share of driving stupidity

[enzo6k]

May naalala pa ako isa, mga year 2008 pa ito, pero 1998 ako nagstart magdrive. kaya medyo nakakatawa for an experienced driver.

Meron kami bisita sa office, koreana. Matangkad, maputi, ***y, chinita. Distracted talaga ako since kami dalawa lang sa car, nung hinatid ko sya sa hotel room nya sa may roxas blvd. Nasa service road kami tapos nung may nahanap na ako parking sa tapat nung hotel, nagpark na ako facing the wall or barrier, o kung ano tawag dun sa pinaka harang dividing the service road and the roxas blvd. habang nakahinto na kami sa slot, inaayos nya na gamit nya tapos bigla sinabi sa akin na, kung gusto ko daw umakyat sa room nya, lalo ako nataranta, bigla ko pinatay makina at mabilis na bumaba, nakalimutan ko pala handbrake, e since medyo pababa yung slot, papasok na kami ng entrance lobby ng hotel nang bigla, BLAG! pagtingin ko sa kotse nakakiss na dun sa barrier

[Roden Villegas]

Hahahaha! Late 2013 siguro yun. First time makarating ng Alabang na ako nagadrive :D

Kung isa ka man papa sa mga uminit ang ulo sa pagsusumiksik ko :D Pasensya na, first timer eh :D

Ikaw pala iyon!!!



"The measure of a man is what he does with power" LJIOHF!

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[chua_riwap]

May naalala pa ako isa, mga year 2008 pa ito, pero 1998 ako nagstart magdrive. kaya medyo nakakatawa for an experienced driver.

Meron kami bisita sa office, koreana. Matangkad, maputi, ***y, chinita. Distracted talaga ako since kami dalawa lang sa car, nung hinatid ko sya sa hotel room nya sa may roxas blvd. Nasa service road kami tapos nung may nahanap na ako parking sa tapat nung hotel, nagpark na ako facing the wall or barrier, o kung ano tawag dun sa pinaka harang dividing the service road and the roxas blvd. habang nakahinto na kami sa slot, inaayos nya na gamit nya tapos bigla sinabi sa akin na, kung gusto ko daw umakyat sa room nya, lalo ako nataranta, bigla ko pinatay makina at mabilis na bumaba, nakalimutan ko pala handbrake, e since medyo pababa yung slot, papasok na kami ng entrance lobby ng hotel nang bigla, BLAG! pagtingin ko sa kotse nakakiss na dun sa barrier

Pero umakyat ka pa rin, kasama yung koreana?

[enzo6k]

yes sir, para lang pala may tagabitbit ng mga gamit nya. pag dating sa taas kahit juice wala ako natikman hahaha

[chua_riwap]

yes sir, para lang pala may tagabitbit ng mga gamit nya. pag dating sa taas kahit juice wala ako natikman hahaha

Kala ko pinakain ka ng "kimchi" nya.....

[99moves]

yes sir, para lang pala may tagabitbit ng mga gamit nya. pag dating sa taas kahit juice wala ako natikman hahaha

Sir baka naman siya ang pinatikim mo ng "juice" mo? Juice mio [emoji1]

[Yuki13]

yes sir, para lang pala may tagabitbit ng mga gamit nya. pag dating sa taas kahit juice wala ako natikman hahaha

pero pinatuloy naman kayo sa room nya sir? kwentuhan lang ba walang kainan?

[enzo6k]

oo nga mga sir e, kala ko pagkakataon ko na. actually ni hindi ako nakahakbang papasok ng room, habang binubuksan yung pinto sabi nya "you can put things there and see you tomorrow" pffft!
she's from incheon, and we are in coordination with them regarding our proving flight to korea.

but, i believe i have develop the art of fully controlling the car in unison of what my mind wants to do... to kiss! haha

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oo nga mga sir e, kala ko pagkakataon ko na. actually ni hindi ako nakahakbang papasok ng room, habang binubuksan yung pinto sabi nya "you can put things there and see you tomorrow" pffft!
she's from incheon, and we are in coordination with them regarding our proving flight to korea.

but, i believe i have develop the art of fully controlling the car in unison of what my mind wants to do... to kiss! haha

[CVT]

Hahahaha! Late 2013 siguro yun. First time makarating ng Alabang na ako nagadrive :D

Kung isa ka man papa sa mga uminit ang ulo sa pagsusumiksik ko :D Pasensya na, first timer eh :D

Hahaha! Ayos lang bro... It happens...

Pero, ako iyong busina nang busina sa likod mo,- sa epass lane...


"The measure of a man is what he does with power" LJIOHF!

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[xwangbu]

1. nagdrive without my spectacles.
si misis nagdadrive. sa pagmamadali na umakyat para sa dentist appointment nya, naiwan ako sa kotse na nakaharang sa parking area. nang me lalabas na sasakyan, napilitan ako magdrive. di naman ganun kalabo pero pag naging makipot kalsada malamag sabit ako. 😯

2. lumusong sa baha then biglang liko after a few meters.
chickened out - paubos na pala gas ko eh nasa lowest gear ako paglusong.

[kotiko]

1) I'm very particular about pedestrian lanes, but there's just some days where I end up over them because cars from other directions don't give way.

2) I gave up on driving nicely around the bottlenecks of C5's elevated u-turns. Now I'm just another Pinoy swerving into the lanes before the cutoff yeild.

3) I once tried to claim a newly vacated parking slot a few meters back from where I was waiting. Someone swooshed right in to the slot while I was backing up and I honked profusedly. Only to find out the driver and passengers were all senior (or close to senior) citizen females.

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1) I'm very particular about pedestrian lanes, but there's just some days where I end up over them because cars from other directions don't give way.

2) I gave up on driving nicely around the bottlenecks of C5's elevated u-turns. Now I'm just another Pinoy swerving into the lanes before the cutoff yeild.

3) I once tried to claim a newly vacated parking slot a few meters back from where I was waiting. Someone swooshed right in to the slot while I was backing up and I honked profusedly. Only to find out the driver and passengers were all senior (or close to senior) citizen females.

[enzo6k]

1998, im a freshman college back then, newly grad from driving school. nung nagdala ako ng car sa school, since hindi pa masyado sanay pero gusto ipakita kunwari na expert na ako sa driving. maaga ako sa parking wala pa mga nakapark, so nauna na ako magpark sa parallel slots, ipinina ko ng todo sa gutter halos 1 inch lang layo tapos pantay na pantay para makita ng mga magpapark na ang galing ko pumina. nung uwiaan na, may nakapark na sa harap at likod ko, hindi ako makalabas kasi hindi ko maikabig gulong bumabanga sa gutter yung goma pag pinipihit manibela. ended up, hinintay ko makaalis yung nakapark sa harap para makabwelo paabante hahaha

[KingReyes]

In 2009 when my company sent me to the US, I had to drop by Avis to pick up my rental. It was a brand new Nissan Altima with only 10 miles on the odometer. I was so excited and amazed by it that I hit my head on a metal signboard while standing up after checking out the dual exhaust pipes. I was very impressed by the furious sound it made while driving to my apartment, about five miles away. When I arrived home, I noticed that the transmission was not in D but rather in 1 the whole time. :D

[99moves]

In 2009 when my company sent me to the US, I had to drop by Avis to pick up my rental. It was a brand new Nissan Altima with only 10 miles on the odometer. I was so excited and amazed by it that I hit my head on a metal signboard while standing up after checking out the dual exhaust pipes. I was very impressed by the furious sound it made while driving to my apartment, about five miles away. When I arrived home, I noticed that the transmission was not in D but rather in 1 the whole time. :D

Lol buti di ka naubusan ng gas sir [emoji1]

[jonski]

paglabas ng kotse sa bahay ay nakalimutan kung ano gagawin or saan pupunta.

[bloowolf]

Are any of you familiar with the traffic in the West service road in Parañaque? If so, you know how sometimes it is at a standstill. Once, while stuck there, I started playing with a racing rally game on my iPhone. I was so engrossed with it that when the traffic started to move, I continued on while driving. I nearly smashed onto the incoming traffic. Never again

[BratPAQ]

Driving at star tollway, North Bound. I pass by a petron station along the express way which reminds me to look at the gas, it read 20kms left. Thinking na aabot pa ko sa gas station sa slex, pinatay ko aircon, radio. Kahit mainit. I was entering slex and it read 5kms left. Naisip ko di na ko aabot sa gas station. Lumabas ako sa unang toll gate na nakita ko and the gas reads 0kms left. Medyo malayo pa sa tolgate yung na hanap kong gas station and all the while na naghahanap ako eh 0kms left y7ng gas. Di ko pa alam noon na may reserve pala ang tanke ng instant litro.

[kimbon]

paglabas ng kotse sa bahay ay nakalimutan kung ano gagawin or saan pupunta.

on several occasions heading to office in spite of public holiday. i think nasa system ko na pag sampa palang sa car palaging office ang destination ko.

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paglabas ng kotse sa bahay ay nakalimutan kung ano gagawin or saan pupunta.

on several occasions heading to office in spite of public holiday. i think nasa system ko na pag sampa palang sa car palaging office ang destination ko.

[dhisky]

May nalimutan akong i-share.

Medyo bago pa lang ako nag ddrive, May kasama akong chick and I'm about to cross an intersection na walang traffic light and traffic intersection. Gagamitin ko sana flasher to signal dun sa incoming vehicles na I'm about to cross na pero and napindot ko is yung nasa right side which is the (water spray ba term dun?) hahahaha. Right in the middle of the intersection while moving sumirit sa harap namin yung tubig wala akong makita.

Palusot ko ang dumi ng whindshield natin :2thumbsup:

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May nalimutan akong i-share.

Medyo bago pa lang ako nag ddrive, May kasama akong chick and I'm about to cross an intersection na walang traffic light and traffic intersection. Gagamitin ko sana flasher to signal dun sa incoming vehicles na I'm about to cross na pero and napindot ko is yung nasa right side which is the (water spray ba term dun?) hahahaha. Right in the middle of the intersection while moving sumirit sa harap namin yung tubig wala akong makita.

Palusot ko ang dumi ng whindshield natin :2thumbsup:

[KingReyes]

Lol buti di ka naubusan ng gas sir [emoji1]

Buti na lang full tank. Hehe. Nagngangalit na yung makina nun eh. :D

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Lol buti di ka naubusan ng gas sir [emoji1]

Buti na lang full tank. Hehe. Nagngangalit na yung makina nun eh. :D