
Originally Posted by
architect
Just some tips when dealing with traffic enforcers -
1. Never be rude to them, especially if you know you have not done anything wrong. For most of them, their dignity is the only thing they have. You attack their dignity, you lessen your chances of getting off scot-free. Instead, greet them cordially and ask what the problem is.
2. If you've been caught "swerving," ask the officer to please define what swerving is. Chances are he can't. If he does, ask him his source for the definition. Tell him your lawyer has advised you to contest the ticket if you're caught for "swerving." Tell him your lawyer would be more than willing to contest the ticket in court, meaning he will have to appear also. Most of them dread going to court and making fools out of themselves. More often than not, the officer would simply start scratching his head. This is your cue to advise him to ask his superior for the meaning, close your window and slowly drive away.
3. If you're caught running a red light (and are actually innocent or is a victim of abrupt light changes), you can tell the officer that your friends have informed you about the intersection being a trap or that it has been discussed in the internet forums as a well-known trap) and that you have been advised by your lawyer to contest the ticket. The officers are supposed to be guiding traffic - NOT waiting for offenders. As this will be revealed in court, the officers would rather not take the risk and be penalized for non-performance of duty. More often than not, especially if they are convinced your lawyer will contest the ticket, they will let you go.
3. For those lucky enough to have a foreign driver's license, bring along a hotel key (e.g. Shangrila EDSA's card key). If arrested, tell the officer you're just visiting and that you are staying in the hotel, that you do not have a local address, and that the car does not belong to you. (It belongs to a sibling, etc.) If he threatens to get your driver's license, gently inform him that the license is the property of the foreign government and that if it is subseqently lost, he will be liable. This will usually scare the officer to back off and let you go. It is up to you then if you want to give him a consolation prize or not.
4. If you are too young to convince the officer that you interact with lawyers, you can tell him that you were advised by your dad's lawyers.
Just remember to be polite. If the officer has no reason to be offended, chances are he will let you go once he realizes the risks he will be taking if he persists on giving you a ticket. After all, there are so many other victims he can feast on. It is just a matter of waiting for these guys. There is simply no reason for him to waste his day(s) in court where he can not prey on victims.