on MARRIAGE

[jayvee22]

[SIZE=3]I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-DavidBissonette [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Sacha Guitry [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Hemant Joshi[/SIZE]



[SIZE=3]By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Socrates [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]Woman inspires us to do great things, and prevents us from achieving them. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Dumas [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Sigmund Freud[/SIZE]




[SIZE=3]I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Anonymous [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Henny Youngman [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Sam Kinison[/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-James Holt McGavran[/SIZE]




[SIZE=3]"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Patrick Murray[/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]2. When ever you're right, shut up. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Nash [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Anonymous [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]You know what I did before I getting married? Anything I wanted to. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Henny Youngman [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Rodney Dangerfield [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-MiltonBerle [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-MINAVER KAKKOO [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the sam e thing: "You can have mine." [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Anonymous [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." [/SIZE]

[Taurus]

philosopher . . . hahaha!!!

[CVT]

Thanks for the good early-morning laugh..... I'll share these with my better(bitter) half....


2001:weathermanf2:

[empy]

love the Rodney Dangerfield one!! :bwahaha:

i miss that guy

[Charlie_Brown]

[SIZE=3]Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]2. When ever you're right, shut up. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Nash

so true!!!
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[baiskee]

:lol: yeah! RODNEY DANGERFIELD.

[BratPAQ]

Just curious yung mga married dito or will get married. Ano setup nyo sa finance? Especially sa couples that both have income? Separate accounts then joint accounts? Separate accounts no joint accounts pero shared bills?

There are people who are saying that if you are not ready to combine your accounts then it means you are not ready to get married.

Of course labas sa usapan na ito nag prenup. I

[makelovenotwar]

Just curious yung mga married dito or will get married. Ano setup nyo sa finance? Especially sa couples that both have income? Separate accounts then joint accounts? Separate accounts no joint accounts pero shared bills?

There are people who are saying that if you are not ready to combine your accounts then it means you are not ready to get married.

Of course labas sa usapan na ito nag prenup. I

May joint accounts kami na ang laman ay ang expenses (house, cars, kids, leisure etc.), savings and investments.
Tapos may separate accounts kami na ang laman ay individual money.
Rule namin na bawal namin pakialaman kung saan man napupunta yung individual money namin.
Ganyan yung nag-work samin na setup.

Nasubukan namin before yung "toka-toka" budgeting pero hindi naging okay para sa amin.
Ex. Ako sa grocery, si misis sa kids.
Meron at meron kasing expenses na nago-overlap at subject to debate pa ang classification.

Tsaka minsan ay nagkaka-ipitan.
Ex. Ako ang in-charge sa leisure expenses. So kukuriputin ko yun para maraming matira na pera sa akin. Hehehe.

[Ry_Tower]

Just curious yung mga married dito or will get married. Ano setup nyo sa finance? Especially sa couples that both have income? Separate accounts then joint accounts? Separate accounts no joint accounts pero shared bills?

There are people who are saying that if you are not ready to combine your accounts then it means you are not ready to get married.

Of course labas sa usapan na ito nag prenup. I

Separate accounts, no joint account but my wife knows my ATM and CP password anyway. I don't know hers.

Never really had an argument about my "splurges" though she doesn't check my CC statement thouroughly so maybe thta's why there's never an argument.
Minsan lang sasabihi na tama na yan.

[Mask Rider Blac]

Just curious yung mga married dito or will get married. Ano setup nyo sa finance? Especially sa couples that both have income? Separate accounts then joint accounts? Separate accounts no joint accounts pero shared bills?

There are people who are saying that if you are not ready to combine your accounts then it means you are not ready to get married.

Of course labas sa usapan na ito nag prenup. I

Nung single pa ako, nag-monitor ako ng inflows and outflows. Then nung nagka-gf, in-adopt niya. Nung nag-asawa kami, nag-merge na kami ng monitoring. Ako taga-lista, then send sa kanya at month-end..hati kami sa lahat. Pero dumadami anak di na namin nagagawa ‘to. Sa ngayon, sa akin groceries (ako namamalengke), household expenses/utilities, fuel/maintenance, etc. Si misis nagmomonitor ng school fees, opportunities, etc.. Separate accounts kami..pero annually, gumagawa kami ng consolidated financials.