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    #131
    dude ganda ba gurl? cguro malakas arive ntin kaya ganun!!!!

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    #132
    teams pick up line:
    hey there,
    well this is kinda akward to tell you but there's something in your eye that keeps me starin at you... maybe the muta or slight cataract or enormous eyebugs muka kanang 30 vakla bumili kanaman vitamins

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    #133
    Quote Originally Posted by teamsicnarf View Post
    teams pick up line:
    hey there,
    well this is kinda akward to tell you but there's something in your eye that keeps me starin at you... maybe the muta or slight cataract or enormous eyebugs muka kanang 30 vakla bumili kanaman vitamins
    Hahaha... natawa talaga ako dito!

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    #134
    Quote Originally Posted by falalofasion View Post
    Jaspe Cool Lng Bro. Kw Tlaga He.he.he Wag Mo Na Ulit Gamitin Line Mo Huh!!!
    hehehe cge boss sabi mo eh . Hirap gawin nung makikipayong naiilang ako gusto ko sana subukan kaso nahiya ako .

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    #135
    Guy: Miss, may ipagtatapat ako sa yo.
    Girl: Ano yun?
    Guy: ayan, nakatapat na

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    #136
    you do anal?

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    #137
    Mind if I talk to you until it's safe down there where I farted?


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    #138
    Quote Originally Posted by Psylocke View Post
    you do anal?

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    #139
    Quote Originally Posted by espeago View Post
    Mind if I talk to you until it's safe down there where I farted?



    baka namna pwede nating baguhin yan....

    miss, dito muna ako kasi umutot yung katabi ko dun eh, sobrang baho... (tapos natawa yung girl sa sinabi mo, biglang lumobo yung sipon nya)...


    btw, gasgas na ata eto eh, narinig nyo na siguro

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    #140
    As they said, technique is everything. So be prepared when the right time comes.

    Lines borrowed from 'Austin Powers'
    > I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long, baby
    > Nice legs...what time do they open?
    > You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
    > I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
    > Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
    > Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
    > I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
    > Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
    > Are those real?
    > I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
    > If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
    > (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself, baby...
    > You know, if I were you, I'd have *** with me.
    > You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
    > F *# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
    > Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. > My name is Austin... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
    > Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
    > Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone saido you were looking for me.
    > Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
    > I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
    > If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I
    bet we could do it in public.
    > Wanna come over for some pizza and ***? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
    > Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
    > Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???

    good luck ! ! !

    =)

effective catchline for girls??