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  1. dr. d
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    May 11th, 2020 12:41 PM #4391
    Quote Originally Posted by baludoy View Post
    "Perception is real, truth is not." - imelda marcos

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    the things you own end up owning you
    in the version i know,
    it was a duck and not a giraffe.
    "hanggang bewang lang, pramis."
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    May 11th, 2020 01:03 PM #4392
    Quote Originally Posted by baludoy View Post
    "Perception is real, truth is not." - imelda marcos
    madam said that!!??
    walang jolen...
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    May 11th, 2020 08:39 PM #4393
    Isang bank manager ang nagugulat sa isang lola na nagde-deposit lagi ng malaking pera kada linggo meron na itong 30 milyon sa bangko at kada linggo ay nadadagdagan pa ito.
    Nakatuwaan niyang tanungin ang matanda..

    Bank Manager: Lola, bakit po ba ang laki ng nade-deposit nyo? Ano po ba ang pinagkikitaan nyo?

    Lola: Ah mga napanalo ko iyon sa pustahan.

    Bank Manager: Paanong pustahan?

    Lola: Ok sige pustahan tayo bukas, 'yung hugis ng itlog mo ay square sa halagang P50k. Magsasama ako ng kaibigan ko para makita!

    Bank Manager: Ahahaha! O sige, deal po, pero hindi talaga square itong itlog ko.

    Lola: Makikita natin bukas!

    Kinabukasan, bumalik ang lola na may kasamang kaibigan.

    Hinubad na nga ng bank manager ang pantalon at pinakita ang kanyang itlog Hindi nga ito square kaya binigyan ng matanda ng P50K ang bank manager.

    Bank Manager: Lola eh paano ka nagkakapera doon eh talo ka naman?

    Bumulong ang matanda sa bank manager at sinabi...

    Lola: May pustahan din kami ng kasama ko sa halagang P500K na ipapakita mo ang itlog mo sa harapan namin.


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    May 15th, 2020 02:09 PM #4394
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    May 15th, 2020 02:14 PM #4395
    Quote Originally Posted by erdiedizon View Post
    Isang bank manager ang nagugulat sa isang lola na nagde-deposit lagi ng malaking pera kada linggo meron na itong 30 milyon sa bangko at kada linggo ay nadadagdagan pa ito.
    Nakatuwaan niyang tanungin ang matanda..

    Bank Manager: Lola, bakit po ba ang laki ng nade-deposit nyo? Ano po ba ang pinagkikitaan nyo?

    Lola: Ah mga napanalo ko iyon sa pustahan.

    Bank Manager: Paanong pustahan?

    Lola: Ok sige pustahan tayo bukas, 'yung hugis ng itlog mo ay square sa halagang P50k. Magsasama ako ng kaibigan ko para makita!

    Bank Manager: Ahahaha! O sige, deal po, pero hindi talaga square itong itlog ko.

    Lola: Makikita natin bukas!

    Kinabukasan, bumalik ang lola na may kasamang kaibigan.

    Hinubad na nga ng bank manager ang pantalon at pinakita ang kanyang itlog Hindi nga ito square kaya binigyan ng matanda ng P50K ang bank manager.

    Bank Manager: Lola eh paano ka nagkakapera doon eh talo ka naman?

    Bumulong ang matanda sa bank manager at sinabi...

    Lola: May pustahan din kami ng kasama ko sa halagang P500K na ipapakita mo ang itlog mo sa harapan namin.


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    May 16th, 2020 07:08 PM #4396


    Samgyupsal anyone?
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    May 16th, 2020 07:26 PM #4397
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    Samgyupsal anyone?
    ...hindi ba siya yung nakikipag-away sa gaard nung isang araw?
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    May 16th, 2020 09:15 PM #4398
    Quote Originally Posted by dr. d View Post
    ...hindi ba siya yung nakikipag-away sa gaard nung isang araw?
    Inayos na yata nya yung law nung classroom at sinubmit na. Kaya pwede na lumabas.

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    May 20th, 2020 10:08 PM #4400
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