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    #3971
    Paging minicarph!

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    #3972
    Quote Originally Posted by Monseratto View Post
    Sa sobrang makulit...


    lagyan na lang ng pako sa baba, para one-way lang puedeng galawin.

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    #3973
    Quote Originally Posted by dreamur View Post
    Paging minicarph!

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    nagalit officemate ko, sabi ko pare gwapo mo dito oh! LOL

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    #3974
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    #3975
    Quote Originally Posted by falken View Post
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    bakit walang basic talk n text cellphone sa basyo?

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    #3976
    Quote Originally Posted by dr. d View Post
    bakit walang basic talk n text cellphone sa basyo?
    mga smart husbands na kasi docJoke Time!

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    #3977
    Duterte went to London and met with the Queen.

    "Your Queenship,“ he said. “I am making things difficult running my country. May I ask how you do an effective Government? Are there any tips?”

    “Well" replied Her Majesty "you must surround yourself with intelligent people."

    Duterte frowned. "But how you know if they are intelligent?"

    "Oh, that's easy” the Queen said and pushed a button. “Please send for Boris Johnson."

    The British Prime Minister walked in. “You called, Your Majesty?"

    "Answer me this, if you would, Prime Minister," the Queen said. “Your mother and father have a child, but it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”

    Without pause Johnson answered “That would be me."

    "Yes. Very good thank you.” said the Queen.

    Duterte went back to the Philippines and called for Bong Go, his close assistant.

    “Bong" asked Duterte "your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it ?”

    "I'm not for sure sir" said Bong. “Let me get back on you to the answer.”

    Bong ran off and asked all the presidential advisers but they didn't know. He asked Panelo who didn't know. He even asked Mocha Uson but she only stared.

    Bong went to the senate and asked all his colleagues but no one knew. That only left Franklin Drilon who he was afraid to ask but he didn't have a choice.

    “Senator Drilon I know we haven't seen eye for eye, but I would really be thankful if you could help me in this riddle.”

    “Sure," the Senator said. “I’m not one to hold a grudge. What is it?”

    “Thanks” said Bong. "The riddle is this: your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister. Who is it?”

    Senator Drilon said “That's easy. It's me."

    Bong went back to the Palace. "Sir I have the answer! It's Senator Drilon.”

    President Duterte glared and yelled: "WRONG you idiot! It’s Boris Johnson!"

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    #3978
    Quote Originally Posted by Monseratto View Post
    Duterte went to London and met with the Queen.

    "Your Queenship,“ he said. “I am making things difficult running my country. May I ask how you do an effective Government? Are there any tips?”

    “Well" replied Her Majesty "you must surround yourself with intelligent people."

    Duterte frowned. "But how you know if they are intelligent?"

    "Oh, that's easy” the Queen said and pushed a button. “Please send for Boris Johnson."

    The British Prime Minister walked in. “You called, Your Majesty?"

    "Answer me this, if you would, Prime Minister," the Queen said. “Your mother and father have a child, but it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”

    Without pause Johnson answered “That would be me."

    "Yes. Very good thank you.” said the Queen.

    Duterte went back to the Philippines and called for Bong Go, his close assistant.

    “Bong" asked Duterte "your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it ?”

    "I'm not for sure sir" said Bong. “Let me get back on you to the answer.”

    Bong ran off and asked all the presidential advisers but they didn't know. He asked Panelo who didn't know. He even asked Mocha Uson but she only stared.

    Bong went to the senate and asked all his colleagues but no one knew. That only left Franklin Drilon who he was afraid to ask but he didn't have a choice.

    “Senator Drilon I know we haven't seen eye for eye, but I would really be thankful if you could help me in this riddle.”

    “Sure," the Senator said. “I’m not one to hold a grudge. What is it?”

    “Thanks” said Bong. "The riddle is this: your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister. Who is it?”

    Senator Drilon said “That's easy. It's me."

    Bong went back to the Palace. "Sir I have the answer! It's Senator Drilon.”

    President Duterte glared and yelled: "WRONG you idiot! It’s Boris Johnson!"

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    Hahaha....pretty sure not everyone would find this funny.Joke Time!

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    #3979
    Quote Originally Posted by Monseratto View Post
    Duterte went to London and met with the Queen.

    "Your Queenship,“ he said. “I am making things difficult running my country. May I ask how you do an effective Government? Are there any tips?”

    “Well" replied Her Majesty "you must surround yourself with intelligent people."

    Duterte frowned. "But how you know if they are intelligent?"

    "Oh, that's easy” the Queen said and pushed a button. “Please send for Boris Johnson."

    The British Prime Minister walked in. “You called, Your Majesty?"

    "Answer me this, if you would, Prime Minister," the Queen said. “Your mother and father have a child, but it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”

    Without pause Johnson answered “That would be me."

    "Yes. Very good thank you.” said the Queen.

    Duterte went back to the Philippines and called for Bong Go, his close assistant.

    “Bong" asked Duterte "your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it ?”

    "I'm not for sure sir" said Bong. “Let me get back on you to the answer.”

    Bong ran off and asked all the presidential advisers but they didn't know. He asked Panelo who didn't know. He even asked Mocha Uson but she only stared.

    Bong went to the senate and asked all his colleagues but no one knew. That only left Franklin Drilon who he was afraid to ask but he didn't have a choice.

    “Senator Drilon I know we haven't seen eye for eye, but I would really be thankful if you could help me in this riddle.”

    “Sure," the Senator said. “I’m not one to hold a grudge. What is it?”

    “Thanks” said Bong. "The riddle is this: your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister. Who is it?”

    Senator Drilon said “That's easy. It's me."

    Bong went back to the Palace. "Sir I have the answer! It's Senator Drilon.”

    President Duterte glared and yelled: "WRONG you idiot! It’s Boris Johnson!"

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    #3980
    i googled boris johnson.
    i saw his picture...
    nah! ...can't be..

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