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    #2741
    Quote Originally Posted by jodski View Post
    Pulot lang :rofl:
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    This is how a Professor explained Marketing
    Concepts to a class:


    1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
    - That's Direct Marketing.

    2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes upto her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich.Marry him!"
    - That's Advertising.

    3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can I marry you?"
    - That's Brand Recognition.

    4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
    - That's Customer Feedback.

    5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
    - That's Demand and Supply Gap.

    6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and before you say: "I m rich, Marry me!", your wife arrives.
    - That's Restriction for Entering New Markets.

    I hope Concepts are clear...
    Class is adjourned.
    I'm not rich so I don't say "I'm very rich..."

    and I usually say:

    "Let's make love!" instead of "Marry me!", hehehe. :naughty2:

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    #2742
    Takbo lakay!!! Bwahahahaha!!! :rofl:



    :electricf:

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    #2743

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    #2744
    ^ sir Retz, isuot mo kasi ang Ray-Ban mo, hehehe.

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    #2745
    ^

    walandyo sir joemarski! malago pa ang buhok natin pati sa ibaba.

    BTT:

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    #2746
    bwahahaha! mukha raw siyang pritong bato! :rofl:

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    #2747
    nacho libre

    Sent from Constantinople
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    #2749
    Ibang bird pala haha


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    #2750

Joke Time!