Joke Time!

[dreamur]

Lol! Corny but funny!

[beginnerz]

https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/v...3235299366191/

Very informative

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[ess]

I just had to confirm... I entered the kanji characters in google translate and tama nga!
黄福興書 / Huángfúxìng shū / Huang Fuxing book

Hehehe

[garfield_08]

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

[JJ All Day]

Daddy: Anong gusto nyong maging paglaki nyo?
JJ1: Ako, doctor!
JJ2: Ako, papalitan ko si Daddy sa office.
Daddy: Talaga, gusto mo din magwork sa office?
JJ2: Oo, pero di ba wala naman ginagawa doon? Nakaupo ka lang!

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JJ1: Daddy, tingnan mo ang tataas ng mga grades ko!
Daddy: JJ2, ikaw patingin mga grades mo… Bakit may isang red?
JJ2: Ano ba yong red?
Daddy: Ibig sabihin bagsak yon!
JJ2: Ahhhh.. Daddy, tingnan mo, ang daming black! Ang galing ko, no?

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Walang pasok since Tuesday last week.
Kagabi (Sunday), biglang umulan ng malakas.
JJ2: Yehey, walang pasok bukas!

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[JJ All Day]

Double post

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Based on true events...



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Based on true events...

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[JJ All Day]

Daddy: Bakit andami mong mali (16/20) sa quiz nyo?
JJ2: 16 lang ang gusto kong score eh!

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Daddy: Bakit andami mo na naman mali sa quiz (15/20)?
JJ2: Yung katabi ko kasi nangongopya sa akin, minali ko ang mga sagot ko!

[jick.cejoco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty2BGisurLY

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty2BGisurLY

[jodski]

^ medyo na bad trip ako dun sa mga babies na may red horse at yosi.

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English in Japan...



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English in Japan...

[machine.pistol]

The Pope and the Beggar
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy.

One has a Cross in front of him; the other one is holding the Star of David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the Cross.

The Pope comes by. He stops to watch the throngs of people giving money to the beggar who holds the Cross while none give to the beggar holding the Star of David. He feels sorry for him.

pope
Finally, the Pope approaches the beggar with the Star of David and says: "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who is holding a Cross. In fact, they would probably give more money to him just out of spite!"

The beggar with the Star of David listened to the Pope, smiled, and turned to the beggar with the Cross and said: "Moishe, would you look who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing!"

[greenlyt]

pulot sa FB:

[machine.pistol]

Large red circle Wife : Shall I prepare Curry or Soup today?
Husband : First make it, we'll name it later. Smiling face (black and white)

Large red circle A frustrated husband in front of his laptop :
Dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
Large red circle A married man's prayer :
Dear God, You gave me childhood, You took it away
You gave me youth, You took it away.
You gave me a wife ... It's been years now, so just reminding You.

Large red circle A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight !
What the hell did you bring him home for?"

Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"
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Large red circleEmployee : Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home ???
Boss : I am a lion at home too, But there we have a lion tamer !!!
Large red circle A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife : honey ... you say a prayer before eating at home.
Husband : that's at home sweetheart ... here the chef knows how to cook.

Large red circle Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me, I am Married and already very Disturbed"

[Juan Martinez]

^^^ hahahaha! nice one!

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Sino takot sa asawa?



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Sino takot sa asawa?

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