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June 30th, 2014 12:11 PM #3041
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July 1st, 2014 04:08 PM #3043[QUOTE=Monseratto;2369190][/QUOTE
Good for you impatient punk. That should teach you a lesson if you're still alive
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July 2nd, 2014 01:07 AM #3047Sorry di ko na ma-edit sa taas. Ito buong kwento... Admin paki-delete na lang...
When Grandma Goes To Court
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why yes I do know you since you were a little boy, and frankly you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think your a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes I know you.
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?
She replied, "Why yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem, He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice said:
"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."
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July 4th, 2014 08:32 AM #3049
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July 4th, 2014 12:40 PM #3050
Kwento ng katrabaho ko, meron daw sya officemate dati na Italiano na tinanong daw bakit...
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