Joke Time!

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Juan: Nagyo-yosi ka?
Pedro: uu
Juan: Ilan kaha sa isang araw?
Pedro: 3?
Juan: Magkano isang kaha?
Pedro: 30 pesos
Juan: Gaano ka na ka tagal nagyoyosi?
Pedro: 15 years
Juan: Hmm... So ang isang kaha ay 30 pesos at nakaka 3 kaha ka sa isang araw bali sa 1 buwan naka 2700 pesos ka. Sa 1 taon meron kang 32,850 pesos, tama?
Pedro: uu?
Juan: Alam mo ba na kung di ka nagyoyosi, naipon mo sana ang pera mo nailagay mo sana sa bangko at nakabili ka na sana ng bagong Sportscar?
Pedro: Eh ikaw nagyoyosi ka ba?
Juan: Hindi?
Pedro: eh loko k pl eh!, nasan yung Sportscar mo

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Sa MRT...

Boy 1.... pare nakahiya tayo

Boy 2 .. bakit naman?

Boy 1. yung matandang babae nakatayo, tapos tayo nakaupo,
ayokong nakakakita ng matandang nahihirapan!

Boy 2. Ako din..
" TARA"
" PIKIT TAYO"...

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[170kphlang]

isang contest na paramihan ng anak ang ginanap sa araneta coliseum, sold out ang event..

amerikano: i have 47 children

nagtilian ang crowd (ang dami nga.. whoo.. yeah..)

chinese: that's nothing, i have 64 children

nagtilian ulit ang crowd (whoo.. mas madami..)

russian: you call that many?? i have 81 children

nagtilian muli ang crowd (grabe!.. whoo..)

nang tumungtong na yung pilipino para magsalita...

crowd: daddy! daddy! daddy!...

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[joemarski]

[jick.cejoco]

man to a blonde wearing a t shirt with TGIF print on the front: do you know what day it is and do you even know what TGIF stand for?
blonde: it's wednesday, and i know exactly what TGIF on my t shirt stands for. it says Tits Go In Front

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a gurl started to look her pussy, then she could no longer control herself and started touching it. at one point she went mad! and rubbed it so hard! then the pussy said..












































meow... and ran away..

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Mr. Penis' Request

Dear Management,

I, Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1- I do physical labor

2- I work at great depths

3- I plunge head first into everything I do

4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off

5- I work in a damp environment

6- I don’t get paid overtime

7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation

8- I work in high temperatures

9- My work exposes me to contagious diseases



Dear Mr. Penis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your
request for the following reasons:

1- You can not work 8 hours straight

2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods

3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team

4- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations

5- You do not take initiative — you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working

6- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift

7- You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear

8- You will retire well before you are 65

9- You are unable to work double shifts

10- You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task

11- And if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying
two suspicious looking bags

Sincerely,

The Management

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ay, ambot sa nimo yaya.

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Tissue Holders






:hysterical:

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:dog:

[jick.cejoco]

hahahaha golden showers


buti na lang number 1, eh kung number 2 kaya?