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    May 1st, 2013 10:41 PM #1222
    3 Guys were introduced to a girl:

    Guy1: hi! I'm Peter not a saint!
    Guy2: I'm John, not the baptist!
    Guy3: and I'm Pauk, not the Pope!








    Girl: and I'm MARY, not a virgin!!!
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    May 2nd, 2013 09:24 AM #1223


    Mona Lisa - Egypt
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    May 2nd, 2013 09:29 AM #1224


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    May 2nd, 2013 10:03 AM #1225


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    May 2nd, 2013 04:43 PM #1229
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post

    Buti na lang di ako nagkaganyan - wahehehehe
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    May 2nd, 2013 04:55 PM #1230
    ^

    baka ung sayo sir pumuti lang at hindi nagnig bokals.
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    May 2nd, 2013 05:47 PM #1231
    Quote Originally Posted by brainmafia_310 View Post
    Buti na lang di ako nagkaganyan - wahehehehe
    :rofl:

    I am not particular with how a man looks BUT I could never go out with a guy that's bald that way.
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    May 2nd, 2013 06:10 PM #1232
    Quote Originally Posted by Cathy_for_you View Post
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    I am not particular with how a man looks BUT I could never go out with a guy that's bald that way.
    Why not?

    too short
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    May 2nd, 2013 06:11 PM #1233
    PASAHERO: Manong Jollibee.
    DRIVER: Hindi Jollibee pangalan ko.
    PASAHERO: Magkano po bayad sa Jollibee.
    DRIVER: Depende sa meal mo.
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    PASAHERO: Magkano po ang pamasahe sa Jollibee?
    DRIVER: Alam ko walang masahe doon.
    PASAHERO: (nainis na) MAGKANO PO ANG PAMASAHE PAPUNTANG JOLLIBEE??!!
    DRIVER: Ayy sorry totoy, lampas na tayo.

    aw hahahaha XD
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    May 2nd, 2013 06:28 PM #1234
    Quote Originally Posted by xninjax View Post
    Why not?

    too short
    Basta ayoko lang talaga. I don't care if a guy is overweight or dark etc, I just don't like baldness like in the picture.
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    May 2nd, 2013 06:30 PM #1235
    damatans.. pag tingin sa kalbo?
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    May 2nd, 2013 06:33 PM #1236
    Quote Originally Posted by jansky View Post
    damatans.. pag tingin sa kalbo?
    What do you mean?
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    May 2nd, 2013 06:40 PM #1237
    My very own version og MMDA's print your own plate policy.



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    May 2nd, 2013 06:43 PM #1238
    Quote Originally Posted by Cathy_for_you View Post
    Basta ayoko lang talaga. I don't care if a guy is overweight or dark etc, I just don't like baldness like in the picture.
    Pwede naman cguro ipa-shave mo yung dalawang side para ala vin diesel o bruce willis
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    May 2nd, 2013 06:46 PM #1239
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    Ay naku! Sa ME napakaraming ganyan. Nasa lahi na yata nila ang bata pa eh naka- kalbo o napa- panot na.
    Hindi naman poblema kung magkaroon man ng ulo eh wala namang buhok.
    Ang problema eh 'yung magkaroon ka ng ulo, wala namang laman!
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    May 2nd, 2013 06:49 PM #1240
    Quote Originally Posted by joemarski View Post
    Ay naku! Sa ME napakaraming ganyan. Nasa lahi na yata nila ang bata pa eh naka- kalbo o napa- panot na.
    Hindi naman poblema kung magkaroon man ng ulo eh wala namang buhok.
    Ang problema eh 'yung magkaroon ka ng ulo, wala namang laman!
    Sir sakit naman, ME din ako hahahaha. pero din naman ako nagkaganyan, puting buhok yes and the funny thing is it eventually go away when i was working and it is started to come back now due to aging. hehehehe.
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