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March 9th, 2013 03:59 PM #1021
guys, help me naman... di ko magawang mapalabas ang image dito... tia
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March 9th, 2013 05:24 PM #1022
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March 9th, 2013 09:37 PM #1025
Anak : inay, makakuha ako ng hamburger sa basurahan
Nanay : anak , huwag mong
Anak : bakit naman inay ?
Nanay : anak, bulok na yan
Anak : hindi kaya, dun ko ito nakuha sa hindi nabubulok
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March 9th, 2013 10:02 PM #1026
A wife lost 3 panties in her house.
She blamed the her maid in front of her husband.
The maid replied " sir you are my witness! I don't wear panty, di ba"
Boss was having *** with his secretary when all of a sudden his wife enters his office....
Wife : You can;t do this to me !
Boss: Oh i know, that's why i'm doing it to her!
Mga bago sa INGLISH vocabulary ni Aling Dionisia :
Long time no see - matagal ng bulag
Misunderstanding - babaeng nakatayo sa ilalim
Persuading - unang kasal
Predicate - pakawalan mo ang pusa
Selfish - magbenta ng isda
Contemplate - konti ang plato
Defeat - ang mga paa
Statue - ikaw ba yan ?
Aspect - pantusok ng yelo
City - numero bago mag-otso
Caller - lalagyan ng yelo
Tips for a Happy ***ual Life :
1. Air condition your room.
2. Spray romantic perfume
3. Avoid noises
4. Use quality & flavored condoms
5. Start slowly with a gentle kiss
6. Always prefer wet *** to reduce pain
7. Use mouth wash for fresh up your breath
8. Turn on some romantic music
9. Have *** for a least 2 hours
10.Have *** regularly for a healthy living
11.Return home in time !
Mrs : sweetheart pahingi naman ng pang shopping
Mr : Bakit , ano naman ang gusto mong bilihin ?
Mrs: bibili lang ako ng bagong bra.
Mr : huwag na, maliit naman ah dibdib mo, wala rin gamit ang bra sa iyo.
Mrs: eh bakit ikaw nagbiBRIEF
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March 10th, 2013 09:29 PM #1029
mag syota magka-chat sa FB:
GF: bhe, maglolog-out na ako ha, nagaglit na tatay ko dahil magdamag na akong nakababad dito sa computer, kapag hindi ko pa daw ni-log out to ingungudngod niya daw mukha ko sa keyboard..
BF: pano na yan? e gusto pa kita ka-chat..
GF: ako din naman bhe, kaso ingungudngod dawuywdalfho;aijfpqefjhwd/FWdKfoi;qehfwkffhd;h"jkblkf9 fu8'0ir2woiufadbhlshuvpasg;A <>C> lwugdLhjbfjlefief;oawlif;efjuofpIfQIPKDofhu:j "ehUWOifaWP'[sgrzo'kgiw'e'kgihgjw'o'skg0aj'eiaho i;aoegjf;aij'fpoaeifhu[9w 8hqi;jp'woaeos;uafj:jakfleflafafajlkvjajfhalfjlhal fnlajbflaknfljakhflak;jflhajflahba9huwoijw;oihuldq onf;aoihura/wkfekf na98pyfeoirjqgfaejpkjly[josjbfkabvscuqwtfrwrohryok;flkmnclv vnjavdytqdyugfrihopjgnskljbkhavbVKABUfdytgfipjwpok ge'knhjlsbhfafoqjl'aopufhopqjfnq'kf[qohf
:D
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March 11th, 2013 11:56 AM #1030
^ buti na lang english ang keyboard. mababasa pa ni BF ang mga letters na nasa mukha ni GF.
Somewhat expected from a rushed car from a first time carmaker
Xiaomi E-Car