Joke Time!

[antonath]

Di pa alam kung totoo ito pero kung totoo man,, Christine Reyes as Jil Rose?? pwede!!!

[Monseratto]

[macsd]

Anak : inay, makakuha ako ng hamburger sa basurahan
Nanay : anak , huwag mong
Anak : bakit naman inay ?
Nanay : anak, bulok na yan
Anak : hindi kaya, dun ko ito nakuha sa hindi nabubulok

[macsd]

A wife lost 3 panties in her house.
She blamed the her maid in front of her husband.

The maid replied " sir you are my witness! I don't wear panty, di ba"


Boss was having *** with his secretary when all of a sudden his wife enters his office....
Wife : You can;t do this to me !
Boss: Oh i know, that's why i'm doing it to her!



Mga bago sa INGLISH vocabulary ni Aling Dionisia :

Long time no see - matagal ng bulag

Misunderstanding - babaeng nakatayo sa ilalim

Persuading - unang kasal

Predicate - pakawalan mo ang pusa

Selfish - magbenta ng isda

Contemplate - konti ang plato

Defeat - ang mga paa

Statue - ikaw ba yan ?

Aspect - pantusok ng yelo

City - numero bago mag-otso

Caller - lalagyan ng yelo



Tips for a Happy ***ual Life :
1. Air condition your room.
2. Spray romantic perfume
3. Avoid noises
4. Use quality & flavored condoms
5. Start slowly with a gentle kiss
6. Always prefer wet *** to reduce pain
7. Use mouth wash for fresh up your breath
8. Turn on some romantic music
9. Have *** for a least 2 hours
10.Have *** regularly for a healthy living
11.Return home in time !


Mrs : sweetheart pahingi naman ng pang shopping
Mr : Bakit , ano naman ang gusto mong bilihin ?
Mrs: bibili lang ako ng bagong bra.
Mr : huwag na, maliit naman ah dibdib mo, wala rin gamit ang bra sa iyo.
Mrs: eh bakit ikaw nagbiBRIEF