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March 9th, 2013 03:59 PM #1021
guys, help me naman... di ko magawang mapalabas ang image dito... tia
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March 9th, 2013 05:24 PM #1022
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March 9th, 2013 09:37 PM #1025
Anak : inay, makakuha ako ng hamburger sa basurahan
Nanay : anak , huwag mong
Anak : bakit naman inay ?
Nanay : anak, bulok na yan
Anak : hindi kaya, dun ko ito nakuha sa hindi nabubulok
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March 9th, 2013 10:02 PM #1026
A wife lost 3 panties in her house.
She blamed the her maid in front of her husband.
The maid replied " sir you are my witness! I don't wear panty, di ba"
Boss was having *** with his secretary when all of a sudden his wife enters his office....
Wife : You can;t do this to me !
Boss: Oh i know, that's why i'm doing it to her!
Mga bago sa INGLISH vocabulary ni Aling Dionisia :
Long time no see - matagal ng bulag
Misunderstanding - babaeng nakatayo sa ilalim
Persuading - unang kasal
Predicate - pakawalan mo ang pusa
Selfish - magbenta ng isda
Contemplate - konti ang plato
Defeat - ang mga paa
Statue - ikaw ba yan ?
Aspect - pantusok ng yelo
City - numero bago mag-otso
Caller - lalagyan ng yelo
Tips for a Happy ***ual Life :
1. Air condition your room.
2. Spray romantic perfume
3. Avoid noises
4. Use quality & flavored condoms
5. Start slowly with a gentle kiss
6. Always prefer wet *** to reduce pain
7. Use mouth wash for fresh up your breath
8. Turn on some romantic music
9. Have *** for a least 2 hours
10.Have *** regularly for a healthy living
11.Return home in time !
Mrs : sweetheart pahingi naman ng pang shopping
Mr : Bakit , ano naman ang gusto mong bilihin ?
Mrs: bibili lang ako ng bagong bra.
Mr : huwag na, maliit naman ah dibdib mo, wala rin gamit ang bra sa iyo.
Mrs: eh bakit ikaw nagbiBRIEF
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March 10th, 2013 09:29 PM #1029
mag syota magka-chat sa FB:
GF: bhe, maglolog-out na ako ha, nagaglit na tatay ko dahil magdamag na akong nakababad dito sa computer, kapag hindi ko pa daw ni-log out to ingungudngod niya daw mukha ko sa keyboard..
BF: pano na yan? e gusto pa kita ka-chat..
GF: ako din naman bhe, kaso ingungudngod dawuywdalfho;aijfpqefjhwd/FWdKfoi;qehfwkffhd;h"jkblkf9 fu8'0ir2woiufadbhlshuvpasg;A <>C> lwugdLhjbfjlefief;oawlif;efjuofpIfQIPKDofhu:j "ehUWOifaWP'[sgrzo'kgiw'e'kgihgjw'o'skg0aj'eiaho i;aoegjf;aij'fpoaeifhu[9w 8hqi;jp'woaeos;uafj:jakfleflafafajlkvjajfhalfjlhal fnlajbflaknfljakhflak;jflhajflahba9huwoijw;oihuldq onf;aoihura/wkfekf na98pyfeoirjqgfaejpkjly[josjbfkabvscuqwtfrwrohryok;flkmnclv vnjavdytqdyugfrihopjgnskljbkhavbVKABUfdytgfipjwpok ge'knhjlsbhfafoqjl'aopufhopqjfnq'kf[qohf
:D
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March 11th, 2013 11:56 AM #1030
^ buti na lang english ang keyboard. mababasa pa ni BF ang mga letters na nasa mukha ni GF.
Bihira pang magbigay ng discount. So most likely 200k price difference ng monty vs fort.
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