My sister is a die hard Mac zealot. (zealotress?)
I sent her a DVD home video complete with all the whizbang doodads chockfull-o-eyecandy menu. She was impressed and immediately asked if I bought a Mac. I told her that I made that on my PC running XP. She didn't believe me and I even had to show her how I made it. After showing her the proof, may huling banat pa siya... at least wala kaming danger of viruses. What the hell!???

I also have openSUSE with compiz installed on my PC.
I booted up openSUSE... my sister immediately blurts out --> waw! Parang Mac.

I just kept my mouth shut. Then...she says... ba't tahimik ka na? Are you admitting that both Windows and Linux are inferior?

Naknangtinapay!