It'll be obsolete by summer...

Why I Don't Want an iPad for Christmas

8. The Waste

The scarcest resource in life isn't money, land, fresh water or gold. For singles under 25, the scarcest resource is ***, and for the rest of us it's time. And the biggest waste of time I've ever discovered—after games (see above)—is the Web. Nothing comes close. It's a total black hole. Do I want to carry a device that lets me surf the Web endlessly wherever I am? That's easy. It's amazing how much time I have to read now that I never look at Facebook.