Ukinana ano daw?![]()
he clearly needs a reality check. he needs to look at the bigger picture(or a mirror rather)
Damn, son! Where'd you find this?
From http://professionalheckler.wordpress.com/
Top 10 Messages Left on Sen. Mar Roxas’ Answering Machine
10: Senator Roxas, this is Yolly Ong of Campaigns & Grey. I think you’ll need our help.
9: Mar, Si Archbishop Cruz ‘to. Amen!
8: Hello senator, Danton Remoto here. Naloka ako sa ‘yo!
7: Hi, it’s Teddy Locsin. I thought my “**** You” then was good. But your “Putang Ina” was awesome!
6: Mar, si Erap ‘to. Salamat sa pagmumura mo. At least, mas madaling ma-narrow down ang choices ng opposition.
5: Manuel, this is your mamita! Hijo naman, ano na lang ang iisipin ng akin mga amiga? Na ikaw ay persona mal educado? Na mal ejemplo ako bilang madre de familia? Usted debe pedir perdón! (Read: You must apologize!) Ora mismo!
4: Hello senator, Danton Remoto again. In fairness, lalaking lalaki ka that night!
3: Hon, Korina here. Ang tanga-tanga mo! ‘Di ka ba na-inform na may nakatutok na camera?
2: Mar, it’s Senator Villar. Hahahahahahahahaha! One down.
And the No. 1 message left on Sen. Mar Roxas’ answering machine…
1: ‘Tol, si Mikey ‘to. Puta’ng ina mo rin!
And the No. 1 message left on Sen. Mar Roxas’ answering machine…
"Tol, si Mikey ‘to. Puta’ng ina mo rin!"
:rofl: :rofl:
my no. 1 is
Korina : Hello Mar...Bat mo ako minura? ogag ka talaga! ..sabi ko batiin mo ako! humanda ka mamaya ulol!
This "P.I. incident" is a calculated move by Mar Roxas to attract the
hoi-polloi (masa) voters.
Kasi Mar still comes off as the ivy-league squeaky-clean rich kid
(my mommy is an Araneta) type of mama's boy.
So sa pagmumura niya, he hopes to shed this image and be more
of the "tondo-boy" siga type that the masses can identify with.
After all you can't win an election in the Philippines without courting
the "Class D and E" voters, which form the majority of the electorate.
Expect more gimmicks and ploys from our presidentiables as 2010
draws near.
dilawan tsikoteers,
gusto nyo talaga ito??? Ang hirap lusutan nito sa pagpapanggap. My gawd!!!!!
Walandyo buhay ito. Grabe kagenuine magtraffic aide. hahahahah
Hehe...Kags, am I sensing fear of yellow fever? The king of 'punch'lines, so far, has only been literally promising w/o much delivery. He's making everyone else seemingly better.[emoji111]
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On point. There is an undeniable indicator that the administration and the DDS are scrambling to protect its hold on the senate majority.
1. Ditching Roque
2. Mocha running for party list instead
3. Sarah opted to run for local post
4. Relying on Bong Go and Bato to win (?)
5. Imee Marcos (?)
6. Digging old issues to hurl against LP
7. More fake news on Risa, Bam and Kiko
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Boss kags,
Sino nga yung kampanya pa lang eh mag jejetski daw sa Scarborough Shoal para harapin ang mga Chinese? Mag-ala HPG ang presidente daw sa dagat!![]()
The steering & suspension haven't been good. The driver has been fulla excuses for the bumpy ride & missed turns. Time for an overhaul.
Almost 3years of more harm than good.
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