Born Again Christians thread.

[frenchtower]

Born AGAINST Christians?

[oj88]

Keep it clean, folks. Differences in belief is reality, but respect should be universal.

[ess]

Lio Comic Strip, March 08, 2009 on GoComics.com

POTEK! This just happened to me this morning!
I was cleaning my car's engine. I was deeply engaged in cleaning the nooks and crannies of my car when I hear a rapping sound at our gate. I ignored the sound. Then I heard...hi sir! Pwidi poong makahenge ng kunting bahage ng ooras ninyoo.

Sabi ko, sige, magsalita ka na, at makikinig ako.

Then they insisted that I get up and look at them face to face.

They wanted to spread the good news of salvation, it would only take a few moments to spread the good news daw.

Sabi ko sa kanila, pwede naman nila i-spread yung good news ng salvation sa akin while I'm cleaning the car. I don't have to be standing in front of them, enthralled.

Then they said na mas importante daw ang salvation kaysa sa paglinis ng sasakyan.

I really got pissed off and said, OO mas importanteng malinis ang sasakyan ko kaysa ma save ako!

AYAW pa rin umalis.

Dinedma ko na lang. I think tumambay sila sa gate ko for another 30mins before umalis.

[ess]

Keep it clean, folks. Differences in belief is reality, but respect should be universal.

I agree!

Unfortunately, there are some organizations that indoctrinate their flock to evangelize others to a point of disrespecting other people's beliefs!
There was one time, I was in the office pantry with my officemate. We were reading the comics page of the news paper.
Under the comics page, there was a horoscope section.
I don't believe in horoscopes, I but I do get a kick out of reading some of the funky predictions written there.
I told my friend that according to the horoscope, he'd become rich if he worked hard! Then we both chuckled.
Then a female hand punched through the newspaper (parang alien chest buster). The hand proceeded to rip out the portion that contained the horoscope. The hand belonged to our B.A. Christian admin assistant who then proceeded to give us a sermon about the horoscope being part of the occult, and thus the work of the devil.

[yokknekk]

natutuwa ako yung sa "healing" nila. this was from the US.
yung nasa loob ng coliseum....natutumba lahat.

di naman lahat, yung nasa dulo lang ang hindi natutumba. wala na kasing sasalo.

[barako ba ma]

born again? why? the first birth was a mistake? two birthdays?
even budweiser beer has only one "born on date"

[vinj]

I agree!

Unfortunately, there are some organizations that indoctrinate their flock to evangelize others to a point of disrespecting other people's beliefs!
There was one time, I was in the office pantry with my officemate. We were reading the comics page of the news paper.
Under the comics page, there was a horoscope section.
I don't believe in horoscopes, I but I do get a kick out of reading some of the funky predictions written there.
I told my friend that according to the horoscope, he'd become rich if he worked hard! Then we both chuckled.
Then a female hand punched through the newspaper (parang alien chest buster). The hand proceeded to rip out the portion that contained the horoscope. The hand belonged to our B.A. Christian admin assistant who then proceeded to give us a sermon about the horoscope being part of the occult, and thus the work of the devil.

Oh no... one of those types. We also have our share of those in the office. I remember someone saying on tsikot before... "I love my God... its his fantards i can't stand".

I have my religious beliefs and i practice them to the best i can but i don't shove it down other people's throats nor do i expect the same level of practice from everyone... kanya-kanyang relasyon yan.

[donbuggy]

A pastor from a Christian megachurch said that we should not eat shrimps because shrimps are "vacuum cleaners of the sea".

[uls]

A pastor from a Christian megachurch said that we should not eat shrimps because shrimps are "vacuum cleaners of the sea".

Matthew 15:11 NIV - What goes into someones mouth does not - Bible Gateway

Matthew 15:11
New International Version (NIV)
11 What goes into someone’s mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them.”

[andywesteast]

A pastor from a Christian megachurch said that we should not eat shrimps because shrimps are "vacuum cleaners of the sea".

TRUE, according to the Bible, it is a Sin to eat Crab, Lobster, Oyster, and Shrimps.

It is a Sin also to wear Lacoste and Ralph Lauren Polo Shirts.

No Kidding.

[Sgear1]

TRUE, according to the Bible, it is a Sin to eat Crab, Lobster, Oyster, and Shrimps.

It is a Sin also to wear Lacoste and Ralph Lauren Polo Shirts.

No Kidding.

OMG! I'm going to hell.

[ess]

TRUE, according to the Bible, it is a Sin to eat Crab, Lobster, Oyster, and Shrimps.

It is a Sin also to wear Lacoste and Ralph Lauren Polo Shirts.

No Kidding.

Affluence!

That's because Crabs, Lobsters, Oysters and Shrimps are very expensive, affluent food. The same with Lacoste and Ralph Lauren.
If you would eat lugaw instead of Crabs, Lobsters, Oysters and Shrimp, you can donate the leftover moolah to the church.
Likewise, if you would wear ukay ukay instead of Lacoste, then you can donate the leftover moolah to the church too.

(SO the church officials can eat Crabs, Lobsters, Oysters and Shrimps... )

[oliver1013]

Bawal ba daw yumaman sabi sa bible? E bat sila Abraham, David and some other guys, mayayaman naman at pinagpala. Its not that Im defending the Bible its just that alam ko lang na mayaman sila as per the story...So I dont think na bawal yun..IMO lang naman

[jansky]

Meanwhile.....




its not Born again Christian thing anyway..

[andywesteast]

Affluence!That's because Crabs, Lobsters, Oysters and Shrimps are very expensive, affluent food. The same with Lacoste and Ralph Lauren.
If you would eat lugaw instead of Crabs, Lobsters, Oysters and Shrimp, you can donate the leftover moolah to the church.
Likewise, if you would wear ukay ukay instead of Lacoste, then you can donate the leftover moolah to the church too.

(SO the church officials can eat Crabs, Lobsters, Oysters and Shrimps... )

Hahaha, nothing to do with Affluence. Basta Bawal lang daw accdg. to the Bible.

Deuteronomy 14:10: Do not eat whatsoever hath no fins and scales. For they are unclean.

Crabs, Lobsters, Oysters and Shrimps bawal.

Leviticus 19:19: Do not wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together.

Lacoste and RL Polo shirts are Polyester-Cotton mixed fabric.

Kaya mga mahilig mag quote ng Bible dapat alamin nila ito.

[Cheesekewrls]

Hey guys everyone is welcome here. No offense to others.

[donbuggy]

http://comics.dailykos.com/

[fourtheboys96]

nope. they're still catholic. i think they're called catholic charismatics

local born again christians are mostly baptists, evangelicals... maybe methodists, pentecostals

i thought these are the protestants

[fourtheboys96]

A pastor from a Christian megachurch said that we should not eat shrimps because shrimps are "vacuum cleaners of the sea".

this maybe is not in anyway related to religion. i'll look at it from an environmental ecology view. anyway, i am allergic to shrimp.

[ChunkyLover]

OT. May narinig lang ako sa usapan ng lolo ko... kung susundin mo lahat ng nasa bibliya.... kahit pumunta ka sa isang sulok ng kwarto mo at wala kang gagawin... kasalanan padin yon...

ewan ko ba XD