University Insults!!

[nigo]

I was once like you guys, I laugh everytime I read jokes about schools but when I went overseas as an immigrant, I had a humbling experience, humbling enough that it made me realize that a real test for a student is to deal not only with academic problem but financial as well. I was glad that thru the help of the Government, I got student loan for my university, accomodation allowance for my stay and got a part time job in a supermarket. Combining work, study and hunger is not a laughing matter. I am grateful that I was supported and pampered by the NZ Government and because of this experience, I can relate to those Filipino students who have less in life. Yes, it was meant to be a joke and I became serious about it, but is it funny?Especially if you are taunting other students that they can only go to Araneta if there's a jeep?Duh! I maybe dumb for not getting the punchline.
Katuwaan lang at hindi makabuluhan. Yeah right!

[JiggeR671]

eto na........

[GlennSter]

jeezz. i am also like you. some say im a rich brat back home. studying in ateneo. i also studied in a computer school that's "less" prestigious than AMA.

now im also an immigrant. i worked as a waiter. i worked as a housekeeper. i worked as a clinic assitant aka dakilang alalay sa research company. i work as a cook in kfc....just to earn money and have a diploma as a nurse.

so wtf is the connection of these facts to these jokes na totoo namang katuwaan lang!? kung ayaw mong mapikon, wag mo basahin. masyado ka nagpapaapekto sa napakaliit na bagay.

just continue with your life as a very good student worthy of getting help from the government of new zealand and work as hard as you can para nga naman umasenso ka ng husto.

the best tip that i can give you is STOP READING THIS THREAD.

i assume you are mature enough to understand that.

jeeez. relax buddy.

PS:if you dont have a joke to share...and would rather dwell on humbling experiences..i started a thread last year that you wanna visit:

http://tsikot.yehey.com/forums/showt...ng+experiences

[zidane21]

back to jokes again:
jokes lang po to mga sirs. wag pong personalin

kwento po sa akin nung isa naming barkada during my college days hehe:

csb -> college ng mga sosyalerong bobo!
ust -> unibersidad ng mga sosyalerong tanga
up -> ubos ang pera!
dlsu -> dakilang laboy sa university mall!!
pwu -> pick-up women's university

[wildthing]

oo nga..reading this was fun...

bakit ako working student pero hindi taga AMA...taga UP....pero hindi ako naiinsulto...kasalanan ko bang kulang pera ng magulang ko para ipan-tustus sa kolehiyo ko...it is not insulting for me...makapal mukha ko kasi

heard this song before in my college days:

"MARYKNOLLer very cheap
you can get them very quick
for a nickle, for a dime
you can F**K them anytime."

true kaya?

[A121]

Do i have to repeat this again?

"Don't take life too seriously; you'll never get out of it alive."

- Elbert Hubbard

[AnuVaYan]

Ako natatawa din dito, nakakawa naman basta hindi mo seryosohin.

Buti nga yung iba dito, sa ibang bansa lang naghirap mag aral, at nakarating pa sila ng ibang bansa para mag aral. Ako naranasan kong mag sunog ng kilay, literally. Noong HS pa lang ako, care taker lang kami ng isang bakanteng lote, tagal bago kami kinabitan ng ilaw, so gasera lang gamit namin. Wala ding tubig, iniigib lang.

Noong college, bracket 4 ako STFAP kelangan pa rin mag working student ako, minsan pamasahe lang ang pera ko, diskarte na ang pang kain.

Pero nakakatuwa pa rin kasi, paganun ganun lang ako pero nakatapos ako. A nga pala, Peyups din ako, MaSci nung HS.

[RMean]

:bwahaha: dami pong maaasar na mapuans dito!!

korek.. mdami dami din mapuans dito..

sayang nakalimutan ko ung joke between lasalle pati mapua.. dinaan sa derivations un

[zidane21]

up po natin!

[Galactus]

Natawa talaga ako dito, sobra!

What students say upon reaching their destination:
La Sallian: Driver, I'm getting off here.
Atenean: Gotta find a parking space.
UP: Mama, bayad po!
AMA: Sukli mo!

Btw, Peyups ini! 88-06933! Inabutan ko po yung implementation ng STFAP. Bracket 9 po ako.

[mazdamazda]

korek.. mdami dami din mapuans dito..

sayang nakalimutan ko ung joke between lasalle pati mapua.. dinaan sa derivations un

mapuans or malayans?

:peace:

mababatukan ako ni kumander for sure.

[Alpha_One]

I was once like you guys, I laugh everytime I read jokes about schools but when I went overseas as an immigrant, I had a humbling experience, humbling enough that it made me realize that a real test for a student is to deal not only with academic problem but financial as well. I was glad that thru the help of the Government, I got student loan for my university, accomodation allowance for my stay and got a part time job in a supermarket. Combining work, study and hunger is not a laughing matter. I am grateful that I was supported and pampered by the NZ Government and because of this experience, I can relate to those Filipino students who have less in life. Yes, it was meant to be a joke and I became serious about it, but is it funny?Especially if you are taunting other students that they can only go to Araneta if there's a jeep?Duh! I maybe dumb for not getting the punchline.
Katuwaan lang at hindi makabuluhan. Yeah right!

<Frank mode>

Thank you for stating the obvious. The thread title is University Insults. This is not a politically corrent thread at all. None of the people posting here are making pretentions about being politically correct. If you find this thread offensive or insulting... well, don't be surprised. It's not that you didn't get the punchline. What you didn't get is that it's quite explicit that the thread will be offensive.

It's also ironic that you're bragging about your humbling experiences.

Hindi mo naman kelangan magbasa at magpaapekto sa alaskahan dito eh.

[rusem]

wala na??? nuff of the sissy stuff... tirahan na! :evillaugh:

[mhelskie]

La Salle: How much for a thesis?
Ateneo: Hey! Can you do my thesis?
UST: How much pagawa ng thesis?
UP: Pre magkano pagawa ng thesis?
AMA: Ta*gna nyo, matapos nyo kami lait laitin, sa min kayo papagawa ng thesis.

AMA student here ehehehe, jk jk lang po...makabawi man lang haha

[mbeige]

oo nga..reading this was fun...

bakit ako working student pero hindi taga AMA...taga UP....pero hindi ako naiinsulto...kasalanan ko bang kulang pera ng magulang ko para ipan-tustus sa kolehiyo ko...it is not insulting for me...makapal mukha ko kasi

heard this song before in my college days:

"MARYKNOLLer very cheap
you can get them very quick
for a nickle, for a dime
you can F**K them anytime."

true kaya?

Tinuro ito sa akin ng kaibigan ko noon, kaya pala siya madalas tumawid ng "friendship bridge" noon

Thanks for bringing back the memories!

My contribution:

Q: Excuse for being late?

Ateneo: Cars going to Miriam creating traffic.
Miriam: Cars going to Ateneo creating traffic.
Kostka: Trapik eh, ewan ko ba kung san galing!
La Salle: Could not find parking.
FEU: Hinabol ko magnanakaw ng cell phone ko!
UE: Akala ko di na ako hahabulin eh!
UP: May tumatakbong nakahubad kanina!
UST: Di ako pinapasok ng guard kasi daw walang ID.
AMA: 'Nak ng tipaklong, may nakipagtalo kanina eh wala namang ID.

[sauman]

More.. More.. am a thomasian here.. beterano ng mga baha sa uste during the 90's. I find this thread very amusing. Wag lang seseryosohin ng iba. Go Uste!

[baludoy]

FEU vs. LASALLE sa UAAP:

ganyan chant ng LaSalle.

sagot ng FEU:

"Manalo, matalo, gulpi kayo!!!"

tahimik mga lasalista, nyahahahaha

akaik, mga letranista nag simula nito pag mag haharap sila ng dlsu in the old ncaa. reason why danding c, brought his own goons to fend off the letran hordes during basketball encounters of the two schools

[Teej]

"katawa tawa naman sila pag naging Malayan ang Nursing nila"

Yeah right! hahahahahaha! Ngayon pa nga lang pag tinanong kung anong course ko sa Mapua at pag sinabi kong Nursing, ang statement ng karamihan "may nursing na pala doon?" or " diba sa Makati yan?"

Lokohin niyo naman kaming mga Cardinals. hahahaha!

[docgorio]

akaik, mga letranista nag simula nito pag mag haharap sila ng dlsu in the old ncaa. reason why danding c, brought his own goons to fend off the letran hordes during basketball encounters of the two schools

Hehehe... I'm showing my age here...

My barkada and I were at that fateful game... We were at the bleachers of Rizal Memorial and when we went in there were these goonistic men at the screen barriers separating DLSU and Letran. When the Letran students started that chant and in fact some of them went to the barrier to taunt us, the goonistic men stood up and said: "Ano ba ang gusto niyong mangyari???"

The Letran students shut up and went back with their tails between their legs...

[Gumusut_Amige]

Hehehe... I'm showing my age here...

My barkada and I were at that fateful game... We were at the bleachers of Rizal Memorial and when we went in there were these goonistic men at the screen barriers separating DLSU and Letran. When the Letran students started that chant and in fact some of them went to the barrier to taunt us, the goonistic men stood up and said: "Ano ba ang gusto niyong mangyari???"

The Letran students shut up and went back with their tails between their legs...

hehehe... bigla akong natawa dito doc!