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    #18
    One day, God told an Atenean that he was destined to die that same day. The Atenean pleaded with God if his life could be spared. God said it was his time and that he has lived a bad life and was thus destined to go to hell. And so the Atenean asked God if he could be granted 1 last wish. God asked the Atenean what his wish was. The Atenean replied: "Give me a gun so that I could protect myself in hell" God granted his wish. God gave him his gun and 2 bullets.

    Setting: In hell

    Upon going to hell, the Atenean saw Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, a Lasallite and many more monsters. He immediately held the gun and pulled the trigger.

    The question: Who did the Atenean shoot?












    Answer: The Lasallite























    ...not once but twice.
    Last edited by allen_the_great; August 11th, 2006 at 12:32 PM.

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