Unforgettable Experience Taking Public Transportation

[ozcity]

On a train...3 lang kami sa carriage...2 young ausie lesbian sitting 3 seats far infront of me...doing hard kissing..lol

Toyota Chatswood

[holdencaulfield]

yung taxi driver.....naihi.
andun kami sa stop light northbound (umaga), along edsa near the people power monument.

driver: "sir, marunong ka magdrive?" (yung puwet nya umaangat na sa driver's seat.)
ako: "oo....bakit?"
driver: "sir, di ko na matiis. ihing-ihi na ako. pag nag-go, itabi mo na lang yung taxi ko sa gilid"
ako: "hoy....sa'n ka pupunta?"
driver: "saglit lang sir!" (sabay takbo sa pader.)

then nag-green light.
puro busina inabot namin. ako na nagtabi ng taxi nya.

pagbalik nya......"salamat sir! di ko na matiis eh."

asar na asar ako sa mga taxi na magpapa gas pa pala tapos iihi. ni wala man lang abiso, kakain ng minuto yung tambay sa gasolinahan.

[holdencaulfield]

sa lawton,
may nag-away na mag siyota sa jeep, southbound kami from quiapo,
gabi.....mga 5 lang kaming sakay.

umiiyak na yung babae. nag-uusap sila, pero di ko maintindihan kasi maingay yung tambutso.
babae: "para mama! (sabay bato sa labas ng jeep yung singsing na suot nya.)

tahimik lahat. na shock kami.

yung lalaki, tulala. iiling-iling.
bumaba sa city hall.

sabi ko, sa mga kasama ko....babalik sa lawton yan. hahanapin yung bigay nyang singsing.....he-heh!

yung gf ko noon sumakay kami sa masikip na jeep papuntang valenzuela.
may tindera may dalang kargamento niya ang sungit, eh nasagi ni gf yung mga dala dahil tatabi sakin tapos nangalaglag. nagwala si tindera sabi "ANO BA YAN! MAGKASAMA NA NGA KAYO MAGDAMAG AT NAGK*NTUTAN NA KAYO DI PA KAYO NAGKASYA DUN!"
syet!

[enzo6k]

one night along airport rd., galing ako ng work, nakasabit ako sa jip, while stopped on the traffic light (yung jip na sinasakyan ko ang pinaka nasa harapan) bumaba muna ko kasi nakakangawit but left hand still holding on to the upper bar & right hand on the side bar, nagsisight seeing pa ko sa paligid ng bigla mag-green! arangakada agad yung jip (maybe an R.T of 0.55s haha) mabilisan ako sumampa sa stepboard, right foot first! almost toe lang ng kanan ko ang nakasampa and as my left was on mid-air on its way to the stepboard... my right slipped! now my both feet falls strait to the ground, i tried to support my whole weight with my left arm and the not so good positioned right arm on the side, kinaladkad talaga yung dalawa paa ko while trying to lift myself para makasampa ulet sa stepboard. this all happened so fast in the middle of intersection, all passenger are shouting to stop the jeep. after crossing the intersection, the jeep stopped. then i let go my hands and walk away, talikod agad ako sa mga pasahero, nung medyo nakalayo na saka ko pinagtawanan sarili ko hahaha #IndianaJones

[cast_no_shadow]

PUJ On the way to school. Maluwag yun jeep, scattered yun pwesto ng mga pasahero. Pagsakay ko nagulat ako lahat tinabihan at tinapatan ako. Mga holdaper pala sila, mga disente pa damit naka polo at naka pants.
Tinutukan ako ng baril sa ulo. I gave everything.

PUJ din sa kaantukan nakatulog ako. Lumampas sa babaan. Pagdilat ko realizing lumampas na ako. Napa sigaw ako agad ng "manong paraaaaaaaaaa!!!" Lahat mg tao nagulat at napalingon sakin.

PUJ kadalasan may mga sumasabit sa estribo para maka libre ng sakay. Nagalit yun driver pinapababa yung nakasabit eh ayaw talaga bumaba (May sira ata sa utak yun sumabit) binaba nung driver at hinila. Nagalit yung nakasabit nagsisigaw sabay bumunot ng baril. Napa sigaw ako "yuko may baril!" Tinutok sa loob ng jeep yung baril sabay sabi nung sumabit "beng beng!" Taena laruan pala. Napuno na yun driver kumuha ng kahoy hinataw sa likod nung lalaki.

LRT hindi naman gaano siksikan, pagbukas ng pinto bigla na lang may tinadyakan papalabas. Bading pala at panay hipo dun sa lalaki na tumadyak sa kanya.

LRT may nag away, matapang yung isa dahil nakasakay at papasara na yung pinto. Kamalas lang bumukas ulit yung pinto hinila siya papalabas at doon sila nag rambol.


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[otatzchavez]

Naexperience ko sa saudi, sumakay akong taxi sa may bandang harap umupo then ang driver ay pakistani, pagkasakay ko ibinaba ng driver yung bintana sa kay gilid ko inabot ng kanang kamay ang side mirror, pag kakatindi ng amoy parang akong nasuntok, nakakahilo talaga. :screwy:
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[boybi]

Early 90s, sa LRT bigla kong napansin nawala wallet ko, tinignan ko paligid ko, sakto nakahinto sa isang station, sinabi nung isang katabi ko, ayun lumabas na, e di labas din ako ng LRT, realizing na bakit alam nung nagsabi na may hinahanap ako, nakaalis na LRT.

Sa Phil. Rabbit terminal sa avenida, di pa uso pila system noon. Uwian ng all saints day, tuwing may dadating na bus sa terminal, kanya kanyang paraan kung paano makakapasoks a bus. Yung iba sa bintana na pumapasok.




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[badkuk]

This happened way back, nung HS pa ata ako.

I was riding jeep home, katapos lang mag basketball, so i had a towel in my bag. This lady, wearing a very tight skirt with a zipper running along its length, boarded the jeep. When she raised her knee to go up the step, the zipper gave way. Ung jeep naman biglang humahurot with the lady hanging from the steps, so for a few seconds she was standing there in her undies.

She eventually got seated. I got concerned for her when the guy in front of her started leaning forward -- as in out and out minamanyak na. Naisipan kong ibigay yung towel ako, at least pangtapis man lang. Before i could pull it out(the towel, you perverts) the lady asked a guy to help hide her undies with a flimsy folder while she went down and hailed a taxi. Buti na lang me presence of mind siya, ako natulala talaga. Buti na lang hindi naughty yung undies nya :naughty2:

I hope she was able to get home safely...but really, tight dresses on our jeeps? Not a good idea.

[Ry_Tower]

This happened way back, nung HS pa ata ako.

I was riding jeep home, katapos lang mag basketball, so i had a towel in my bag. This lady, wearing a very tight skirt with a zipper running along its length, boarded the jeep. When she raised her knee to go up the step, the zipper gave way. Ung jeep naman biglang humahurot with the lady hanging from the steps, so for a few seconds she was standing there in her undies.

She eventually got seated. I got concerned for her when the guy in front of her started leaning forward -- as in out and out minamanyak na. Naisipan kong ibigay yung towel ako, at least pangtapis man lang. Before i could pull it out(the towel, you perverts) the lady asked a guy to help hide her undies with a flimsy folder while she went down and hailed a taxi. Buti na lang me presence of mind siya, ako natulala talaga. Buti na lang hindi naughty yung undies nya :naughty2:

I hope she was able to get home safely...but really, tight dresses on our jeeps? Not a good idea.

Whew! :hysterical:

[CLAVEL3699]

Dinakma nang isang bading si patotoy ko nung high school ako sa bus nakasupporter ako nun kagagaling lang sa practice. ang sabi ba naman wala akong bird sabay baba nang bus.

Tawanan yung mga tao.