Tropical Cyclone Update
Issued at: 5:00 a.m., 28 September 2006
Typhoon "MILENYO" has slowed down slightly and continues to move in a west northwest direction towards Metro Manila.

Areas Having Public Storm Warning Signal
PSWS #
Signal No.3

(100-185 kph winds) Camarines Provinces
Burias Is.
Romblon
Marinduque
Oriental Mindoro
Lubang Is.
Batangas
Quezon Province
Polillo Is.
Laguna
Cavite
Rizal
Bulacan
Metro Manila

Signal No. 2
(60-100 kph winds) Catanduanes
Albay
Occidental Mindoro
Pampanga
Bataan
Nueva Ecija
Aurora

Signal No. 1
(30-60 kph winds) Masbate
Ticao Is.
Sorsogon
Zambales
Tarlac
Pangasinan
Nueva Vizcaya
Quirino
Southern Isabela Northern Samar
Capiz
Iloilo
Antique
Aklan
Calamian Group
Cuyo Islands

In one of the offices in Metro Manila (where the signal is # 3):

Secretary: Sir, hindi pa ba magpapauwi, ginaw na ginaw na ako.
Sir: Ako rin giniginaw na. Gusto mo bang gawin natin ang ginagawa ng mag-asawa?
Secretary: Oo sir!
Sir: Sige, ipagtimpla mo ako ng kape!