May mali yata:

Quote Originally Posted by uls View Post
Rules of the pinoy driver:

- Green is go, yellow is go, kaka-red lang is go

- that broken white line on the road goes under the middle of my vehicle

- traffic enforcer or MMDA with no motorbike -- di ka kaya habulin

- signal light: ano yun?

- busina: ginagamit lagi

- bibig: always ready mag-mura
Fixed it.

Meron pa!

Right Lane - for overtaking only. No speed limit.
Middle Lane - for changing flat tires and swerving left and right. Speed limit 40 km/h
Left Lane - for loading and unloading only. Speed limit - 20 km/h

- courtesy when overtaking: i-cut mo yung gago!

- courtesy when other driver is merging in front of you: i-cut mo yung gago!

- courtesy when merging onto the hiway or making a u-turn: i-cut mo silang lahat! Gago naman sila!