The Ten Commandments of Driving

[Memphis Raines]

The Vatican, no less, issued this. Makes us wanna think twice about some of of our road rage moments.


1. You shall not kill.

2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.

3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.

4. Be charitable and help your neighbor in need, especially victims of accidents.

5. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.

6. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.

7. Support the families of accident victims.

8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.

9. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.

10. Feel responsible toward others.


By the way, it doesn't have to be limited to 10. For Philippine roads, it can go up to 50!

[bbt]

how many of these do puv drivers follow kaya? hehe

[oldblue]

thou shall not look at another driver's ***y passenger

[Lucius]

thou shall not look at another driver's ***y passenger

Hehehehe!!

[ogpro]

thou shall not look at another driver's ***y passenger

Geez, this makes me a world class sinner. LOL. What if the other driver's ***y passenger is looking at me?

[VtEC]

Thou shalt not drive without a license

[russpogi]

Geez, this makes me a world class sinner. LOL. What if the other driver's ***y passenger is looking at me?

Hahahaha!!!!!

[CVT]

"Basta jeepney driver,- sweet lover"....

3001:thud:

[empy]

this list is bogus...

the real #1 should be "thou shalt not camp in the motherf'ing fast lane!!" :rant:

[wulf]

this list is bogus...

the real #1 should be "thou shalt not camp in the motherf'ing fast lane!!" :rant:

but pinoys think they're the fastest drivers on the road, even at 50kph! that's why i hate the expressway, 'coz all the slowpokes are on the left


one more for the list:
"if you are driving a tricycle, thou shalt stay on the side of the road and not hog the middle and thou shall not cast evil,offended looks at drivers who honk their horns at you for doing so"

[uls]

Rules of the pinoy driver:

- Green is go, yellow is go, kaka-red lang is go

- that broken white line on the road goes under the middle of my vehicle

- traffic enforcer or MMDA with no motorbike -- di ka kaya habulin

- signal light: ginagamit minsan

- busina: ginagamit lagi

- bibig: always ready mag-mura

[Bogeyman]

9. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.

Yes, even if it is the dumb shmuck who decided to swerve into the opposite lane and go against oncoming traffic at his own risk. :bwahaha:

[niky]

May mali yata:

Rules of the pinoy driver:

- Green is go, yellow is go, kaka-red lang is go

- that broken white line on the road goes under the middle of my vehicle

- traffic enforcer or MMDA with no motorbike -- di ka kaya habulin

- signal light: ano yun?

- busina: ginagamit lagi

- bibig: always ready mag-mura

Fixed it.

Meron pa!

Right Lane - for overtaking only. No speed limit.
Middle Lane - for changing flat tires and swerving left and right. Speed limit 40 km/h
Left Lane - for loading and unloading only. Speed limit - 20 km/h

- courtesy when overtaking: i-cut mo yung gago!

- courtesy when other driver is merging in front of you: i-cut mo yung gago!

- courtesy when merging onto the hiway or making a u-turn: i-cut mo silang lahat! Gago naman sila!

[baker123]

May mali yata:



Fixed it.

Meron pa!

Right Lane - for overtaking only. No speed limit.
Middle Lane - for changing flat tires and swerving left and right. Speed limit 40 km/h
Left Lane - for loading and unloading only. Speed limit - 20 km/h

- courtesy when overtaking: i-cut mo yung gago!

- courtesy when other driver is merging in front of you: i-cut mo yung gago!

- courtesy when merging onto the hiway or making a u-turn: i-cut mo silang lahat! Gago naman sila!

hahahaha easy lang men. puso mo.

naku kund dito talaga sa pinas ang dami mo maiisip na gawang mali ng mga driver dito.


may additional pa. pag may sign na Accident Prone Area, Slow Down. it means paspasan mo at baka ka abutan ng aksidente.

[Memphis Raines]

Rules of the pinoy driver:

- Green is go, yellow is go, kaka-red lang is go

- that broken white line on the road goes under the middle of my vehicle

:hysterical:

[j_avonni]

Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's car.

Thou shall not be caught when violating traffic rules.




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