Which road misbehavior are u recently guilty of?

[Jun aka Pekto]

Driving from a beach party to the nearest Circle K in just my swimming trunks...... and my shades. Riding shotgun and having a bare foot/feet out the window. Having a big No Fat Chicks sign taped to the rear glass of my DSM turbo. I also had the gall to overtake 11 semis/trucks/motorhomes all at once on a 2-lane road. Add: I also flipped off a couple of rednecks for cutting me off back in Oklahoma City. That was a mistake because: 1. The driver probably didn't mean it. But, I was feeling ticked off at the time. 2. Each of them alone were big enough to pulverize me or make me their honey. 3. They were driving a V8 pickup. Me, I was in a Nissan Pulsar which had 55 hp. No contest on which vehicle was quicker. They took offense at my um, birdie and proceeded to chase me all over Oklahoma City. I only got away because it was night and I decided to drive without headlights in a residential neighborhood.