Not sure kung luma na to... inerase ko nalang yung phone number and last name.

This was a resume sent to a call center. hehehehe!

I. Personal Background

1. Name: Marjorie Bxxxxxx Lxxxxx

- Everybody calls me Gigi though. I suits me better than
Marjorie or Marj. I think a Gigi is someone who is fun, outgoing,
smart, everybody's pal.Someone who can think fast on her feet and
lands on them too! Most of all, a Gigi is someone who gets hired to do
the job.

2. Birthday: February 25,1975

- Undoubtedly, a very memorable day for my mother Maria. Most
probably not so memorable for my father since he abandoned us shortly
afer (but that's another story)
- Which means that my zodiac sign is Pisces and that I was born
in the year of the Rabbit

3. Sibling: Marcial Laurence Barboza Lopez

- I call him Mat though, which is short for Matutina.
Apparently, his friends found his squeaky voice was just like
Matutina's of Marsha and John. He does not sound like Matutina now but
the name stuck.
- We used to fight a lot when we were kids but we get along like
a house on fire now. He's married with two kids.


II. Educatonal Background

1. Primary Level: Nalsian Elementary school

- Incidentally, the same school where my mom taught for 30 years.
She was even my sixth-grade teacher. The fact that I graduated
valedictorian was due to my superiior intelle ct and not because she
was my adviser. Honest.

2. Secondary Level: PSU Laboratory High School

- Located in the town of Bayambang, it is about 4 kilometers
away from our home. There were only 20 boys and 20 girls in a class
and each year was composed of one section so we were pretty small
compared to the national high school, which also meant that everybody
knew everybody.
Funny thing was, my brother and I acted like we did not even know
each other. I told you we did not get along pretty well in high
school

- Most memorable experience was when all 20 girls in our class
went to a classmate's house to watch a ****ographic movie while her
parents were away.

3. Tertiary Level: U.P. Diliman and AMA Computer College-Dagupan

3.1. Big City

- I went to U.P. Diliman where I took up B.S. Statistics. To
this day, I cannot explain what made me chose Statistics as my major.
Mathematics and I mix as well as oil and water. Eventually, I
discovered SM malls and got interested in attending them more than my
classes.
Ending: an unfinished education and a whole lot of regrets.(Kids if
you are reading, don't do this at home)

3.2. Small City

- After my disastrous stint in the big city, I hanged out at
home for 2 years --- until mom put her foot down: finish your
education or else! I wanted to go back to Manila but mom promptly
vetoed the idea due to my past "record" in the big city. I went to
Dagupan, where the biggest mall (at that time) could be easily fitted
inside Megamall Building A (and still have enough room to play
football) and the movies were like weeks too late or never get shown
at all. I excelled in my studies mainly because competition was
scarce ( and I mean SCARCE), there were not that much distractions
and my mother watched me like a hawk. I finally got my degree in
Computer
Scienc e.

III. The Aftermath

- I got an invitation to apply for a teaching job at AMA shortly
after. I applied and got it. It only took me one trimester to know
that teaching is not for me. My schedule was a mess. I had a class at
7 in the morning and the next one would be at 5 in the afternoon. I
preferred continuous action. Of course, my patience and listening
ability really improved, what with students who could not grasp
elementary concepts and those who needed to be heard more than to be
lectured. I quit and became a professional couch potato. My mother
was not exactly ecstatic about my decisions but she was not exactly
unhappy either because she gained a live-in
housekeeper/cook/nanny/laundrywoman in me. Heck, I even did the
windows. I was like a well-trained housewife minus the philandering
husband and kids.

IV. The Present

- I can not believe it! I've got acne all over my face. Why now
when all throughout my teenage years, not one zit popped out? I have
tried every over-the-counter medications but nothing seems to help. I
have come to the conclusion that this would require professional
treatment. VIcky Belo or Pie Calayan comes to mind. Unfortunately,
this would mean money which I don't have right now. My solution? Come
again to the big city and get a job. Besides, I've come to realize
that I am not fully utilizing my full potential by just staying at
home and playing housekeeper. I mean I am smart and intelligent and
f unny and talented and honest and hardworking and trustwothy and (ok
ok you get the point) I need to go out on dates,(paging eligible men
who prefer personality and humor to
aesthetics) to rent my own place and be independent and to go to the
malls and actually buy something. In other words, I need to
experience life! But first things first, I need a job to jumpstart my
plans.
V. The Future

- Driving the latest RAV 4 (my dream car), my mom and I are on
our way home after shopping and dining-out. My acne is gone and my
mom looks younger than her years. Tomorrow, I have a date with the
man of my dreams. My career is flourishing and luck is on my side - I
have just won the Lotto jackpot!!!

VI. The Verdict

- I know that this is not the usual resume you receive and
hopefully read. Fact is, I have tried writing a typical resume but I
always find the finished product bland and uninteresting and it does
not convey the real me. I hope you give this resume a fair chance.


Mobile Number: 0921-8xxxxxxx
Home Number : 4xx-xxxx
Provincial Address: 84 Nxxxx Nxxxxx Bxxxxxxx, Pangasinan
City Address: 1xx-A J.XXXXXXX St.Proj. x, Quezon City
Gettysburg's Address: Four score and seven years ago......
My crush's address: I'm still investigating

I certify that all the things that I wrote down are true. I should know, it's my life!

Sincerely Yours:


Gigi