For men, upper and lower body: proportion ba?

[Jun aka Pekto]

***y pala ng legs mo jun heehee

be thankful na you got tree trunks for calves, some people even opt for implants

My wife jokingly refer to my calves as "krispy pata" as in, "Beef. Let's slice them off and fry em"
I'm just worried because they're as hard as a rock unlike other people's. Plus, when I look at them at a mirror, I feel like a caveman. He He.

Add: Hmmm. I never heard of implants for the calves before........