memorable / unforgettable lines

[CVT]

"Throw it in the fire."

-- My boss told me this the other day after I asked him what I should do with a strange medical document. Of course he was joking, but he got my attention there (I was getting tired that time).

IMO, this is better than a subordinate receiving a K.I.S.S. comment from his or her boss....:hysterical:

Whew!

3909:trampoline:

[Lucius]

"I never SAID... that I love you..." - Pareng Zanjoe's version hahahaha

[lipot]

Alma Moreno to Vandolph:
"I told you not to do it, but you do it. Now, look at."

Translation DAW:
"Sinabi ko na sayo huwag mo gawin yan, pero ginawa mo pa din. Yan, tignan mo tuloy."

[FullThrottle]

It’s been a long weekend and have had the chance to watch kiddie movies/TV shows with my son; found these lines insightful:

“Ohana means family. And family means nobody gets left behind.”
Lilo, from the movie Lilo & Stitch

“This is my family… Is little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good.”
Stitch, from Lilo & Stitch

“Home is where you feel your best.”
Bear, from Bear in the Big Blue House

The King: “What are you doing, kid?”
Lightning McQueen: “I think the King should finish his last race.”
The King: “You just gave up the Piston Cup, you know that?”
Lightning McQueen: “Ah, this grumpy old racecar I know once told me something—It’s just an empty cup.”
From the movie “Cars”


Simba: “I know what I have to do. But going back will mean facing my past. I’ve been running from it for so long.”
(Rafiki hits Simba on the head with his stick)
Simba: “Ouch! What was that for?”
Rafiki: “It doesn’t matter, it’s in the past.”
Simba: “Yeah, but it still hurts.”
Rafiki: “Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it.”
(Swings his stick at Simba again, who ducks this time)
Rafiki: “You see? So what are you going to do?”
From the movie Lion King

[VtEC]

common dialogue ng mga men in uniform;

a) "lisensya mo"
b) "sino ba kilala mo sa mga bayani"
c) "yan ang gusto ko sayo madali kang makapick up"

[outmap]

"Yan ang gusto ko sa babae, Lumalaban! Bwahahaha!" - Romy Diaz

[slamtaz]

when faced with life's adversities...

"Ano ba ito, parusa o pagsubok?"

[ronw123w124]

Dolphy at the political campaign of FPJ in Cebu:

"Dugay ka na sa Malcanyang ,tonto ka pa guihapon"

[Isuzoom]

"Kapag ako manalo....blah blah blah" - Stupid politicians

[claRkEnt]

recent one-liners na tumatak na:

* "sec, may 200 ka dito" - Ben Abalos
* "Back Off!" - FG Arroyo

[Syuryuken]

I am sorry.......

[chua_riwap]

common dialogue ng mga men in uniform;

a) "lisensya mo"
b) "sino ba kilala mo sa mga bayani"
c) "yan ang gusto ko sayo madali kang makapick up"

Eto pa..........

"Ipit mo sa lisensiya!"

[wranglerboy]

wala pa bang..."walang himala, walang himala" - ATE GUY

[vctradingcubao]

San nga ba galing to: "You had me at hello" (tama ba yung naalala ko?)

[Lucius]

ALL Trillanes lines. Lahat kasi speculation delusions of a grandeur

[yuichi]

i learned this in China...

" i know kung fu!"

[tinky]

"Saranghamneda BO!" - Ate Luds



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[silver streak]

ano kaya?...what about memorable/unforgettable lines/statements--whether romantic or loving, inspiring or even hurting--that were SAID TO YOU or you TOLD somebody? meron kaya?

[moe]

my friend's girlfriend: remember the night we made love under the moon and the stars, when you kissed me passionately and promised you'd never break my heart?

my friend: ahhh, no, i don't

my friend's girlfriend: oh, my bad. it wasn't you, it was somebody else.