memorable / unforgettable lines

[red07]

"Bumaba ka jan kung matapang ka (sabay sipa sa gulong ng oto)" pagbaba nung himahamon "Aaaaaaay, Efren, hindi kita nakilala, ang laki laki mo na Efren, aaaaaaay" - Janno Gibbs

[Galactus]

"Papa, tutal umuulan naman, sige, ok lang na huwag ka munang maglaba ngayon. Pero, pag may araw na, asikasuhin mo na para di matambak ang labada!" --- my wife to me one rainy morning

[roninblade]

"*** could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have ***? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent, it's ugly and it's messy, and if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. [pause to breathe deep and stare at each other] Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Do you know that women can have an hour long orgasm?"

-Dr. Cameron, from House M.D.

teka... di ba si House nagsabi nyan to Cameron? seems like his line.

[Boy Torotot]

From the tv:
"Why do i keep hitting my head with a hammer? ....because it feels sooo good when i stop." - Grey's Anatomy


From the radio:
"Kadyot lang, kadyot lang."


From real life:
"Masarap pala honey!" - my ex-gf

[yourock]

" kaya ikaw John, magsumikap ka....!" - Doña Delilah to John Puruntong

[Linkk]

explain before you complain.....joey de leon

[empy]

"Jack, i'll never let go!"

- Rose to Jack, Titanic


"tang*na Rose...umurong ka naman!! e dalawa naman tayong kasya jan sa pintuan!! :seeth: "

- deleted dialogue from Jack to Rose, Titanic

[LexTer]

pinuno mo na salop judge. nararapat ka ng kalusin
- FPJ in batas 45

[HyBrideVo]

Iyo ang cavite, sakin ang tondo!

-FPJ to Ramon Revilla

[VtEC]

"houston we have a problem"...........tom hanks

[LadyRider]

1. "Carpe Diem" (Seize the Day) - from Dead Poets Society

2. "With great power comes great responsibility.." - from Spiderman

3. "Life is like a box of chocolates... You'll never know what you're gonna get" - from Forest Gump

[tinky]

“You better quit interrupting my prayers before God directs me to whoop yo ass!”

[jundogg]

"Kung kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon kayo sa labas. Mga puny*ta kayo, kalilinis ko lang ng bahay."

"Kung di kayo tumigil ng pagngangawa diyan, tatadyakan ko kayo ng todo hanggang umabot kayo sa isang linggo!"

"Siguraduhin mo na lagi kang mag susuot ng magandang brief, para pag naaksidente ka eh di kahihiyahiya."

"Sige ngumalngal ka, kung di bibigyan talaga kita ng iiyakan mo!"

"Tignan mo nga yan dumi sa likod ng leeg mo, tignan mo?!?"

"Malandi kang bata ka, iniluwal kita sa mundong ito, maari rin kitang alisin sa mundong ito."

"Kapag naputol yang mga paa mo ng pinaglalaruan mong lawn mover, wag na wag kang tatakbo sa akin at lulumpohin kita!"

[CVT]

"Beam me up, Scotty"

"Energize"

3606

[VtEC]

"Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed." ....first words between control and apollo 11 crews upon landing (neil armstrong)

"one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind".....upon stepping on the moon....neil armstrong

[VtEC]

"I shall run wild considerably for the first six months or a year but I have utterly no confidence for the second and third years.......Gen. Yamamoto after the bombing of pearl harbor

[CVT]

"I just love it when a plan comes together" - Hannibal Smith,- The A TEAM...

3606

[Cult Zero]

From The Blues Brothers

Dan Aykroyd: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
John Belushi: "Hit it."

From Gladiator

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

"Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"

[alwayz_yummy]

1. As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks. (This was the winning quote from Fred Dales at Microsoft Corp in Redmond, Washington.)

2. This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it. (Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service.)

3. Quote from the Boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say." (Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation.)

4. One day my Boss asked for a status report concerning a project I was working on. I asked him if tomorrow would be soon enough. He said "If I wanted it tomorrow, I would have waited until tomorrow to ask for it!" (New business manager, Hallmark Greeting Cards.)

sorry kung sobra....

[funkngruvn]

natawa nga ako dun sa saging lang ang may puso! hehehe

at ginawan pa ng dance remix.. hahaha