Have you farted in a public place with people around you?

[ghosthunter]

Have you farted in a public place with people around you?

Places like the office, elevator, mall, school, theater, museum, restaurant, etc...

Was it loud or silent? How did people react?

[Retz]

meron sabay tingin sa katabi ko.

[CVT]

Have you farted in a public place with people around you?

Places like the office, elevator, mall, school, theater, museum, restaurant, etc...

Was it loud or silent? How did people react?

In the US, at least in ID where I learned this some years ago,- it is okay to fart in public,- no worries,- to your heart's delight. I've observed it happen in our office....(Never tried it though)...:hysterical:

But it is not ethical to burp in public....

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[1D4LV]

parati.... hehehehe.
minsan sa loob pa nga ng national bookstore eh.

[ghosthunter]

I once farted in a empty elevator. When I got to my floor and as I exited, a group of people got on.... I quickly walked away. LOL!

[CVT]

I once farted in a empty elevator. When I got to my floor and as I exited, a group of people got on.... I quickly walked away. LOL!

Love musk!... :hysterical:

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[_Cathy_]

My office buddy passed gas while we were smoking. I was shocked that he was so casual about it. He is way too comfortable around me! I would not have noticed if he did not tell me. Lumayo talaga ako. Hehe. He did that again on another occassion pa. It's a good thing I do not smoke anymore. This is the same guy that likes to make "pasabay" and bum cigs :hammer:

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[holdencaulfield]

noong college ako nagsasalamin kami ng barkada ko sa cr sa ever commonwealth. may mamang jumingle biglang.... puuuuurrrraaackk!!!
yung mama ang sama na agad ng tingin samin. kamukha niya at sinlaki si jimmy santos.
nagkatinginan kami nung barkada ko. pinipigilan ko talagang matawa.
yung barkada ko pinipilit deadmahin pero nakikita ko yung butas ng ilong niya nanginginig parang bulkang sasabog hanggang sa humalakhak siya ng pagkalakas lakas.
napatakbo ako sa labas ng cr at doon ako humalakhak sa hagdanan.
yung halakhak ko pala nag-echo gawa ng stairwell.
nalimutan ko na kung anong nangyari sa barkada ko.

[_Cathy_]

noong college ako nagsasalamin kami ng barkada ko sa cr sa ever commonwealth. may mamang jumingle biglang.... puuuuurrrraaackk!!!
nagkatinginan kami nung barkada ko. pinipigilan ko talagang matawa.
yung barkada ko pinipilit deadmahin pero nakikita ko yung butas ng ilong niya nanginginig parang bulkang sasabog hanggang sa humalakhak siya ng pagkalakas lakas.
napatakbo ako sa labas ng cr at doon ako humalakhak sa hagdanan.
yung halakhak ko pala nag-echo gawa ng stairwell.

My officemate has a similar story! Sila lang 2 ng manager sa rest room and while taking a leak sa urinal, the manager let out a huge fart. My officemate said he has a hard time respecting that manager after the incident :bwahaha:

[chua_riwap]

sa lrt. rush hour sa umaga. siksikan. wala pa AC noon. biglang may umamoy. ang baho!

biglang may sumigaw......."PI, mamatay na yung umutot!"

[_Cathy_]

Ha ha ha!!!! Sadista ba mga gumagawa nyan? :WONDER:

Worst pa ata yung silent

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[mark_t]

Dati isa sa talent ko yan umutot habang nakikipagusap. Ewan ko ba kung bakit ngayon hindi ko na kaya.

It was so easy to blame the next person when you can fart while explaining something.
Ah those were the days! Tumatanda na ata ako at hindi na kaya ng powers ko.

[_Cathy_]

he he he he

ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink.

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ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.

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TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out.

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JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally

makes its great escape.

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DONKEY FART= Your ass is the only one that can do it.

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GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.

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HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted

on no one.

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SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one

escapes.

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TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.

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OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells.

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ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way,

and becomes a burp.

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NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator,

turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look

and whisper "PIG!"

[cast_no_shadow]

Basta im sure na walang sound. Release ko na yan.

bakit ko pa pipigilan hehe

pero may considerations naman, huwag lang sa elevator.

[_Cathy_]

Dati isa sa talent ko yan umutot habang nakikipagusap. Ewan ko ba kung bakit ngayon hindi ko na kaya.

It was so easy to blame the next person when you can fart while explaining something.
Ah those were the days! Tumatanda na ata ako at hindi na kaya ng powers ko.

How about yung mga umuubo hoping it won't be noticed. hehe.

[_Cathy_]

Basta im sure na walang sound. Release ko na yan.

bakit ko pa pipigilan hehe

pero may considerations naman, huwag lang sa elevator.

How do you determine if it has sound or not? Risky ata yan

[cast_no_shadow]

How do you determine if it has sound or not? Risky ata yan

Basta ako i can tell kung may sound or wala.

never pa naman ako sumablay hehe.

[oj88]

How about yung mga umuubo hoping it won't be noticed. hehe.

Actually, mas delikado yan. Baka pag sinabayan mo ng ubo, hindi lang hangin lumabas.

[jick.cejoco]

Actually, mas delikado yan. Baka pag sinabayan mo ng ubo, hindi lang hangin lumabas.

posibleng maging wet fart. hehehehe, just shake your leg


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[1D4LV]

masarap sa utot yung nakahiga ka sa kama at may nakatapat na electric fan sa paanan mo.
in two seconds, bumabalik sa iyo yung amoy.

isa pang masarap pakawalan is yung mainit.... na pati ikaw magdadalawang isip kung may kasamang bahid....