View Poll Results: Have you farted in a public place with people around you?
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YES! I fart in public.
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NO
1 10.00%
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July 9th, 2013 02:21 PM #21
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July 9th, 2013 02:26 PM #22anywhere anytime ... paki ko sa nakaamoy ... eh nakikiamoy lang naman sila!
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July 9th, 2013 02:52 PM #23
wow usapang utot:
Here are my inputs:
Burnik and it's function: Tahimik ang utot pag may burnik ka sa pwet... mula kasi nung ahitin ko eh lagi na lang may sound kada uutot ako. :fartysmile1f:
GTFO my car: Asar na asar ako pag umuutot yung 12 yr old na pamangkin ko sa loob ng kotse. Can't stand the effing smell kaya pinapabuksan ko lahat ng windows.. sana naman magkusa na lang na buksan ung bintana before he release the deadly gas. I wish I could just say GTFO! :fart1:
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July 9th, 2013 02:54 PM #24Yung batchmate ko nung college.
He's kinda lactose intolerant but still loves a lot of dairy.
Kaya grabe din yung methane output niya. SBD style pa!
And our barkada teases him a lot for that.
One day, our batch was working feverishly in the Computer lab trying to finish our individual projects to beat the deadline.
My friend was having a hard time getting his program to work, so understandably, he was on edge and a bit cranky.
THEN all of a sudden, the computer lab reeked of rotten eggs!
As in it the smell was so foul, the lab technician had to open the doors and windows and shutdown the aircon.
As expected, the other people in the lab kept muttered things like, "uy yung umutot lumabas ka muna bago ka magpabagsak ng bomba mo! kapal ng mukha mo!" (Plus a couple of "Omaygaaahd I need sahm fresh air." from the sosi people in the lab.)
Kami naman, we knew it wansn't our friend kasi we were already familiar with the smell of his fart. Iba yung odor signature nito.
BUT we still gave our friend a playful stare.
AYUN, nagalit siya bigla.
"Powt****na! HINDI AKO YON! Pow**** nyo lahat!"
And he kicked a couple of chairs and swept his table causing one of the keyboards to fall down. (No damage done..IBM keyboard yon, those are built like tanks and don't break easily)
He then stormed out of the room, and kicked the trash can causing it to topple and spill contents.
All was silent.
We never knew who let out the gas..
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July 9th, 2013 02:57 PM #25
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July 9th, 2013 03:00 PM #26
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July 9th, 2013 03:01 PM #27
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July 9th, 2013 03:02 PM #28
sabi nung math titser ko:
mga t*nga!
huminga kayo ng huminga para mawala agad yan!
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July 9th, 2013 03:24 PM #29
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July 9th, 2013 03:29 PM #30
experienced this sa elevator dito sa office:
naka boom boom headset si employee with super lakas sounds, sinabayan niya ng malakas na utot, lahat ng tinginan sakanya sabay takip ng ilong, nakalimutan yata ni employee na kaya maingay kasi naka headset siya. lakas eh. lesson learned sa mga malalakas mag sounds, wag dapat uutot
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