Have you farted in a public place with people around you?

[chrismarte]

na utot ako kahit anong lakas or silent killer basta kaharap ko yung alam ko na hindi magagalit.

try nyo ututot tapos talukbong nang blanket

How about yung mga umuubo hoping it won't be noticed. hehe.

Actually, mas delikado yan. Baka pag sinabayan mo ng ubo, hindi lang hangin lumabas.

may

may peanut butter na yan sa underwear :bwahaha:

[kinyo]

anywhere anytime ... paki ko sa nakaamoy ... eh nakikiamoy lang naman sila!

[stickers]

wow usapang utot:

Here are my inputs:

Burnik and it's function: Tahimik ang utot pag may burnik ka sa pwet... mula kasi nung ahitin ko eh lagi na lang may sound kada uutot ako. :fartysmile1f:

GTFO my car: Asar na asar ako pag umuutot yung 12 yr old na pamangkin ko sa loob ng kotse. Can't stand the effing smell kaya pinapabuksan ko lahat ng windows.. sana naman magkusa na lang na buksan ung bintana before he release the deadly gas. I wish I could just say GTFO! :fart1:

[ess]

Yung batchmate ko nung college.
He's kinda lactose intolerant but still loves a lot of dairy.
Kaya grabe din yung methane output niya. SBD style pa!
And our barkada teases him a lot for that.
One day, our batch was working feverishly in the Computer lab trying to finish our individual projects to beat the deadline.
My friend was having a hard time getting his program to work, so understandably, he was on edge and a bit cranky.

THEN all of a sudden, the computer lab reeked of rotten eggs!
As in it the smell was so foul, the lab technician had to open the doors and windows and shutdown the aircon.

As expected, the other people in the lab kept muttered things like, "uy yung umutot lumabas ka muna bago ka magpabagsak ng bomba mo! kapal ng mukha mo!" (Plus a couple of "Omaygaaahd I need sahm fresh air." from the sosi people in the lab.)

Kami naman, we knew it wansn't our friend kasi we were already familiar with the smell of his fart. Iba yung odor signature nito.

BUT we still gave our friend a playful stare.

AYUN, nagalit siya bigla.

"Powt****na! HINDI AKO YON! Pow**** nyo lahat!"

And he kicked a couple of chairs and swept his table causing one of the keyboards to fall down. (No damage done..IBM keyboard yon, those are built like tanks and don't break easily)

He then stormed out of the room, and kicked the trash can causing it to topple and spill contents.

All was silent.

We never knew who let out the gas..

[shadow]

wow usapang utot:

Here are my inputs:

Burnik and it's function: Tahimik ang utot pag may burnik ka sa pwet... mula kasi nung ahitin ko eh lagi na lang may sound kada uutot ako. :fartysmile1f:

GTFO my car: Asar na asar ako pag umuutot yung 12 yr old na pamangkin ko sa loob ng kotse. Can't stand the effing smell kaya pinapabuksan ko lahat ng windows.. sana naman magkusa na lang na buksan ung bintana before he release the deadly gas. I wish I could just say GTFO! :fart1:

ang galing, paano mo naahit? mahirap yan ah

[stickers]

ang galing, paano mo naahit? mahirap yan ah

the same way i shave my beard. pero syempre beard mula bago burnik.

[CVT]

masarap sa utot yung nakahiga ka sa kama at may nakatapat na electric fan sa paanan mo.
in two seconds, bumabalik sa iyo yung amoy.

isa pang masarap pakawalan is yung mainit.... na pati ikaw magdadalawang isip kung may kasamang bahid....

Skid marks ang tawag diyan bro.,- para sa ating nagtsi-tsikot...

20.0K:lollipop:

[holdencaulfield]

sabi nung math titser ko:
mga t*nga!
huminga kayo ng huminga para mawala agad yan!

[jick.cejoco]

sabi nung math titser ko:
mga t*nga!
huminga kayo ng huminga para mawala agad yan!

hehehehe sa PMA, pag may umotot at nangamoy,

upperclassman: who popped out?
plebos!, purify the air.



plebes ( fourth class cadets): simultaneously inhaling deep, hold a few seconds, inhale and repeat cycle until the aroma is gone

[d'flash]

experienced this sa elevator dito sa office:

naka boom boom headset si employee with super lakas sounds, sinabayan niya ng malakas na utot, lahat ng tinginan sakanya sabay takip ng ilong, nakalimutan yata ni employee na kaya maingay kasi naka headset siya. lakas eh. lesson learned sa mga malalakas mag sounds, wag dapat uutot

[jick.cejoco]

may peanut butter na yan sa underwear



eh paano kung babae, naka mini dress at pantyless?

[stickers]

experienced this sa elevator dito sa office:

naka boom boom headset si employee with super lakas sounds, sinabayan niya ng malakas na utot, lahat ng tinginan sakanya sabay takip ng ilong, nakalimutan yata ni employee na kaya maingay kasi naka headset siya. lakas eh. lesson learned sa mga malalakas mag sounds, wag dapat uutot

i remember that joke hahaha.. isinasabay pa nya sa bass yung release ng hangin, yun pala nakaheadset sya. :dj:

[_Cathy_]

ang galing, paano mo naahit? mahirap yan ah

the same way i shave my beard. pero syempre beard mula bago burnik.

I hope you use a different razor? He he he

Sobrang balbon mo pala na you grew hair in that area

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[_Cathy_]

sabi nung math titser ko:
mga t*nga!
huminga kayo ng huminga para mawala agad yan!

Ayoko huminga sa bibig. Baka malasahan ko.

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[stickers]

I hope you use a different razor? He he he

Sobrang balbon mo pala na you grew hair in that area

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kelangan pa bang magpalit eh pareho namang malapit sa bibig gagamitin?

indi ako balbon.. ang nipis nga ng facial beard ko eh. isn't it normal to have it? wala ba nun sa babae?

[miso_honi]

making music



Mr Methan Britains got talent episode 5 2009 9th may flatulence ( fart music ) - YouTube

[cast_no_shadow]

kelangan pa bang magpalit eh pareho namang malapit sa bibig gagamitin?

indi ako balbon.. ang nipis nga ng facial beard ko eh. isn't it normal to have it? wala ba nun sa babae?

Alam ko kahit girls meron din.

Kaya nga suki ang girls sa brazilian wax.

[holdencaulfield]

wow usapang utot:

Here are my inputs:

Burnik and it's function: Tahimik ang utot pag may burnik ka sa pwet... mula kasi nung ahitin ko eh lagi na lang may sound kada uutot ako. :fartysmile1f:

siguro nagaakyat ka sa mga puno kaya ka nahigad sa may puw3t?

[chua_riwap]

yung utot ni frank drevin sa naked gun, yun ang matindi.........

[_Cathy_]

siguro nagaakyat ka sa mga puno kaya ka nahigad sa may puw3t?

Ha ha ha ha!!!! May naisip ako but it is too scandalous :rofl:

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