Bakit ka badtrip today?

[_Cathy_]

one arrhneo student and one lasalle student were in the CR, both micturating.
upon finishing, one (take your pick) zips up and proceeds to comb his hair.
upon finishing, the other zips up, washes his hands, then combs his hair, quipping, "we were trained to wash our hands after we do our thing. weren't you?"
the former answers, "we were trained not to get our hands dirty while doing our thing".

what's the AC joke?

eww hinawakan pa din niya, it's ALWAYS wash his hands.

What's the difference between a kamote and a pen1s?
AC girl: ewwww, I don't eat kamote

[dr. d]

eww hinawakan pa din niya, it's ALWAYS wash his hands.

What's the difference between a kamote and a pen1s?
AC girl: ewwww, I don't eat kamote

one has to allow some imagination allowance, in order to appreciate some jokes.


both are buried from regular view,
but only one continues growing.

[shadow]

one arrhneo student and one lasalle student were in the CR, both micturating.
upon finishing, one (take your pick) zips up and proceeds to comb his hair.
upon finishing, the other zips up, washes his hands, then combs his hair, quipping, "we were trained to wash our hands after we do our thing. weren't you?"
the former answers, "we were trained not to get our hands dirty while doing our thing".

what's the AC joke?

To be specific sabi " we were thought to wash our hands after peeing" then sagot nun isa "we were thought not to pee on our hands"


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[dr. d]

To be specific sabi " we were thought to wash our hands after peeing" then sagot nun isa "we were thought not to pee on our hands"


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i sit, corrected.
i bow to superior intellect.

[papi smith]

iwan mo sakin bro
bigyan mo lang ako pambili ssd or m2 drive

Kung malapit na lang sa akin di ko tatanggihan yan tulong mo bro [emoji4]

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[baludoy]

May ginagawa ang maynilad sa street namin. Sobra ingay!

I think i'll just call it a day.

do what you gotta do so you can do what you wanna do

[_Cathy_]

The weather is making me miss crush

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[viper888]

The Manor is already fully booked for Christmas......


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[ninjababez]

May ginagawa ang maynilad sa street namin. Sobra ingay!

I think i'll just call it a day.

do what you gotta do so you can do what you wanna do

naku bro i wish i could say, matatapos din yan. kaso after nyan, expect a bad road condition sa pinag gawan nila.

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[_Cathy_]

I am so irritated when my Mom worries about how much money I have. Masyado conscious e hindi naman yung bank account niya ang nababawasan I have not bought any clothes, shoes or make up since 2019! I have not had my hair, teeth, nails and waxing maintained for more than a year now. I only spend on essentials (which includes my fat lab's needs), wala nga ko luho sa katawan.

I might lose my sanity na practically being imprisoned at home for more than a year now with ZERO interaction with my friends. I feel so kawawa already being old, ugly, fat and jobless and the only break from my mundane life is spending money on cheap things.

[dr. d]

I am so irritated when my Mom worries about how much money I have. Masyado conscious e hindi naman yung bank account niya ang nababawasan I have not bought any clothes, shoes or make up since 2019! I have not had my hair, teeth, nails and waxing maintained for more than a year now. I only spend on essentials (which includes my fat lab's needs), wala nga ko luho sa katawan.

I might lose my sanity na practically being imprisoned at home for more than a year now with ZERO interaction with my friends. I feel so kawawa already being old, ugly, fat and jobless and the only break from my mundane life is spending money on cheap things.

that's what moms do: worry for their children.
so! ask yourself: "does she have basis for what she worries about?"

[_Cathy_]

that's what moms do: worry for their children.
so! ask yourself: "does she have basis for what she worries about?"

Not so much [emoji14]

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[tarzegetakizerd]

that's what moms do: worry for their children.
so! ask yourself: "does she have basis for what she worries about?"

my mom still calls me regularly to check on me lol

noon naman bata ako walang pake saken :D

[glenn_duke]

My lazada 6-6 is still in packed status, and im flying out Monday. Buti nalang COD.

[dr. d]

My lazada 6-6 is still in packed status, and im flying out Monday. Buti nalang COD.

naku...
be sure to properly endorse to the taong bahay, the payment,
"lest lazada earn a negative evaluation".
heh heh.

[glenn_duke]

naku...
be sure to properly endorse to the taong bahay, the payment,
"lest lazada earn a negative evaluation".
heh heh.

Yan ang problema doc, sa address ako lang tao, kaya pag alis ko walang tao. Sa pre order 6-8 days delivery, when I made the purchase nabago naging 11 to 18 days. Ang dapat bigyan nila ng negative evaluation ay yung seller ir courier, since 6-6 naka packed status nayung item, nakailang follow up ako sa lazada asking why my item is not moving. Disable nadin yung cancell button.

[Wh1stl3r]

Missed the Djoker vs Nadal French Open semifinal last night.

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[_Cathy_]

I fell asleep from 6:30 pm to 9:30 pm. This is awful! Nakaka antok kasi umiyak hehehe

[H1Tman]

The wait to get HMO approval for a lab request is something I don’t appreciate. Kung nagfasting ka pa, surely gutom ka na. [emoji2359][emoji2373]


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[dr. d]

The wait to get HMO approval for a lab request is something I don’t appreciate. Kung nagfasting ka pa, surely gutom ka na. [emoji2359][emoji2373]


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over-fasting might give you false readings...
there is a difference between fasting panel and starving panel.
heh heh.

can you have it approved, prior to?
but it may take two trips.