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March 11th, 2017 03:32 PM #531Well at least if you practice long enough, pag actual na, that would be easier na hehe.
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April 4th, 2017 07:19 PM #532
^ah she didn't slide the carrot whole and swallow it naman pala hehehe
CLAUDIA: I want some more
LE STAT: Of course you want more
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April 14th, 2017 02:43 PM #533
Not a one liner. But,
Justified:
Arlo and Helen were probably in their 70's.
Arlo Givens: Where were you, woman?
Helen Givens: Down in the parking lot, giving blowjobs for cash.
Arlo Givens: Were you paying or were they?Last edited by Jun aka Pekto; April 14th, 2017 at 02:46 PM.
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April 15th, 2017 12:44 PM #534"Vanity, definitely my favorite sin"
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April 26th, 2017 11:23 PM #536
Rick: "How can you close me up? On what grounds?"
Captain Renault: "I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!"
Employee: "Your winnings, sir."
Captain Renault: "Oh, thank you very much."
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May 4th, 2017 12:56 AM #538
Nick: "Look, I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl that he met at a restaurant who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to her childhood lover who she'd last seen on a deserted island, and who turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground."
Hillary: "I know. It all sounds like some bad movie."
- Top Secret (1984)
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May 4th, 2017 04:08 AM #540
not a one liner ..
Mantis: It's beautiful.
Drax: So are you.
[adds]
Drax: On the inside.
Good point on that. But the hybrid one which will give you a ton of savings on fuel maybe worth it...
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