I had an altercation with an expat female last monday night. It was so traffic and she kept on blaring her horns and flicking her bright headlights. As we were merging lanes, she kept insisting she had right of way. Damn expat, when its traffic, you just alternately give way.

I would have confronted her if not for the rain and most probably, she'll tell me off by saying "DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY".