What's The Best Car To Have *** In?

If you're ambitious enough (or if you've read our handy guide), you can have *** in any car you want. Some rides make things easier than others though.

It's hard to do better than a big old Volvo 240 station wagon. For a car, it has decent enough ground clearance to get you to any remote field/outlook/forest clearing you want and there is plenty of space in the back for whatever you want to attempt. The only downside is that the carpeting is a little scratchy back there. Not that I know from experience.

Surely there's something better than a 1980s longroof. What do you think is the best car to have *** in?
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