hi ! got this from email! read...

* Nakasulat sa pader sa kanto ng Retiro St
"MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!"


* along a highway in Pampanga
"WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"


* in a Baguio grocery
"FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"


* in Cubao
"NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY"

* on a parking lot in NAIA
"TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED"

* along Luneta Boulevard
"BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD"

* on Jeepney and Bus signs sa Baclaran
"BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"

* on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue
"WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS"

* on a delivery truck we use to see when we're still kids
"NOT FOR HERE"

* on window of a restaurant in Baguio
"WANTED BOY WAITRESS"

* A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university
"PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN."

* At a men's comfort room, above a urinal
"HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN"

* at a construction site in Mandaluyong
"BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG"

* somewhere along San Andres
"NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS"

* vacant lot near makati ave.
"DON'T PARKING"

* at an eatery in Cebu
"WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!

and this is the best of them all!!

* on a building somewhere in the Philippines...
"NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO"