What are your ***UAL TURN-ONs?

[dr. d]

on another topic.
did you know, that newborn babies are genetically attracted to contrasting black-and-whites, e.g., mothers' breasts, specifically the nipples?
their genetic make-up equates them to satisfaction. food. survival. life.
that is why, newborns readily grab and bite (ouch!) onto them.

when the boys mature into men, and see a good-lookin' pair of 'em, the confusing messages of food and *** temporarily overwhelm and confuse their brains, reducing these full-blooded examples of manhood, into paralyzed, wide-eyed, slack-jawed, open-mouthed, mumbling idiots.