Sample of a Modern Love Letter

[gretzy]

Dearest Samantha,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in
love with you since Tuesday, the 17th of August 2001.

With reference to the meeting held between us on the
17th of August 2001 at 1500 hours, I would like to
present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair
would be on probation for a period of no less than
three months and depending on compatibility, would be
made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be
continuous relationship training and relationship
appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover
to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and
entertainment would initially be shared equally
between us. Later,based on your performance, I might
take up a larger share of the expenses.
However, I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care
of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly
respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,
failing which, this offer would be cancelled without
further notice and I shall be considering someone
else. I would be happy, if you could forward this
letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up
this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours sincerely,
Max



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REPLY TO THE MODERN LOVE LETTER:


Dear Max,

Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased
to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for
romance.

However, you should be informed that there are certain
conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are to
my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to
your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be
generous.

I also need to be assured that there is sufficient
security with regard to this commitment. If there is
any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent
disinterest on your part, then I should receive
monetary compensation according to union standards.
Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will
agree that an expense account should be arranged for
my access in light of the VIP I shall be entertaining.
In addition, housing and transport allowances should
be in order and nothing less than a Jaguar is in
order.

Please also note that there should be no moonlighting
restrictions placed on myself. If you are still
interested in the relationship, please reply on an
urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent
letters of interest.

Please also note that my sister is happily employed.


Yours perhaps,
Samantha

[CaRGirL]

grabe... modern nga!

sigurista! hehehe... Ü

[gretzy]

parang business letter noh? pero cute,witty, madating!

[ephraim]

oo nga.. hehe

so generation namin ganyan dapat love letter.. haha

[dazedchiq]

natawa ako dun... i dont know if i'll find it cute or annoying if anyone gave me that letter.. hahaha

[bardigones]

hmmmmmmmmm...

[otanex]

ibang klase ang kahilingan ng babae,,, JAGUAR for the transportation.. heheehehe..

[odell]

baka mabasted ako lalo nyan pagkaganun.hahaha

[gretzy]

Yours perhaps.hahaha

i was trying to make a version of the letters pero di ko matapos-tapos

ill post it here pag nagawa ko

[5Speed]

hehehe....interesting...