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  1. Join Date
    Jan 1970
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    2,244
    #1
    Dearest Samantha,

    I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in
    love with you since Tuesday, the 17th of August 2001.

    With reference to the meeting held between us on the
    17th of August 2001 at 1500 hours, I would like to
    present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair
    would be on probation for a period of no less than
    three months and depending on compatibility, would be
    made permanent.
    Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be
    continuous relationship training and relationship
    appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover
    to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and
    entertainment would initially be shared equally
    between us. Later,based on your performance, I might
    take up a larger share of the expenses.
    However, I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care
    of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly
    respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,
    failing which, this offer would be cancelled without
    further notice and I shall be considering someone
    else. I would be happy, if you could forward this
    letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up
    this offer.

    Thanking you in anticipation.
    Yours sincerely,
    Max



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    REPLY TO THE MODERN LOVE LETTER:


    Dear Max,

    Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased
    to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for
    romance.

    However, you should be informed that there are certain
    conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are to
    my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to
    your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be
    generous.

    I also need to be assured that there is sufficient
    security with regard to this commitment. If there is
    any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent
    disinterest on your part, then I should receive
    monetary compensation according to union standards.
    Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will
    agree that an expense account should be arranged for
    my access in light of the VIP I shall be entertaining.
    In addition, housing and transport allowances should
    be in order and nothing less than a Jaguar is in
    order.

    Please also note that there should be no moonlighting
    restrictions placed on myself. If you are still
    interested in the relationship, please reply on an
    urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent
    letters of interest.

    Please also note that my sister is happily employed.


    Yours perhaps,
    Samantha

  2. Join Date
    Oct 2002
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    2,377
    #2
    grabe... modern nga!

    sigurista! hehehe...

  3. Join Date
    Jan 1970
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    2,244
    #3
    parang business letter noh? pero cute,witty, madating!

  4. Join Date
    Dec 2002
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    685
    #4
    oo nga.. hehe

    so generation namin ganyan dapat love letter.. haha

  5. Join Date
    Oct 2002
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    693
    #5
    natawa ako dun... i dont know if i'll find it cute or annoying if anyone gave me that letter.. hahaha

  6. Join Date
    Feb 2003
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    #6
    hmmmmmmmmm...

  7. Join Date
    Mar 2004
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    252
    #7
    ibang klase ang kahilingan ng babae,,, JAGUAR for the transportation.. heheehehe..

  8. Join Date
    Nov 2002
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    6,753
    #8
    baka mabasted ako lalo nyan pagkaganun.hahaha

  9. Join Date
    Jan 1970
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    2,244
    #9
    Yours perhaps.hahaha

    i was trying to make a version of the letters pero di ko matapos-tapos

    ill post it here pag nagawa ko

  10. Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Posts
    2,286
    #10
    hehehe....interesting...

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Sample of a Modern Love Letter