Male Types: Alpha, Beta and Omega. What's Your Definition?

[uls]

^^^

haha i saw that coming

[MR_BIG18]

separate thread na pala ito

sorry moderators na-OT yung isang thread

anyway...

since uso ngayon ang uaap basketball

i'll illustrate what alphas and betas are

the varsity players are alphas

the male cheerleaders are betas

hehe

I was a varsity player too but secretly i envied this dude na kasama sa glee and cheerleading club....hes also a ballet dancer..yes sa CCP, minsan daw 2 lang sila na boys sa isang play with a cast of 20 long legged girls..

[uls]

there's a theory nga that men act gay so they can hang with beautiful women

Men let gays hang with their women thinking they're harmless yun pala gays use that strategy to have *** with the women

ung forever na tanong "baket dumadami ang bakla di naman sila nanganganak?"

well?

their genes end up in the gene pool parin

[CVT]

there's a theory nga that men act gay so they can hang with beautiful women

Men let gays hang with their women thinking they're harmless yun pala gays use that strategy to have *** with the women

ung forever na tanong "baket dumadami ang bakla di naman sila nanganganak?"

well?

their genes end up in the gene pool parin

Exactly the diskarte of a few of my friends... Physical and emotional like....

[uls]

crown prince MbS and Putin at G20 meeting in Argentina

it's like they can relate to each other

Putin: "Bro, we're untouchable"

MbS: "Yes bro we're totally untouchable"



Alphas only recognize other alphas

[madball]

in rich countries

where women "no longer need men to provide for them"



wala

they don't make babies


The challenges of Japan’s demography - The Economist explains

There could be other reasons for the declining fertility rate.
Low Fertility in Japan—No End in Sight | East-West Center | www.eastwestcenter.org

Anyway, forget about making babies and starting a family hehehe. It's still obvious who has the higher chance of nailing more women.

[madball]

there's a theory nga that men act gay so they can hang with beautiful women

Men let gays hang with their women thinking they're harmless yun pala gays use that strategy to have *** with the women

ung forever na tanong "baket dumadami ang bakla di naman sila nanganganak?"

well?

their genes end up in the gene pool parin

Probably a huge ego boost for a woman. "OMG I'm so hot that I turned this gay guy straight!"

[uls]

Probably a huge ego boost for a woman. "OMG I'm so hot that I turned this gay guy straight!"

the women's reaction will be more like "wtf happened?!"

Explain ko...

Diba women usually have gay barkada or gay best friend

They'd hang out a lot so the women feel very comfortable with them

So comfortable that nagbibihis sila sa harap ng bakla and have sleepovers

Tapos sasabihin ng girl "bes, masahe mo nga ako sakit ng katawan ko"

One thing leads to another and bang

After that sasabihin ng girl "wtf happened?!"

[ninjababez]

^pano ba maging fake gay LOL

[minicarph]

bale ano nangyari uls Kanino pwet masaket?