I dont know if this counts....
I had a GF....(in another life) we broke up and se couldnt take it and every year when i would go home to my parents (she was sure i was there..) she would call up and curse the hell out of me....This went on for a couple of years....
Then 1 year.. I finally said... lets stop this.... and meet up and setel our differences.... we ended up in bed....she kept saying.."hurt me! hurt me..while doing it.. I was like...wtf!!.... (kind of innocent pa ako nun).... turns out she was getting married in two weeks.....
So parang sobrang... BF for the meantime.....