Do you still value virginity?

**preytoryan** · May 1st, 2003 11:00 PM

oops, sori mam gretzy.

back to topic.....

karding, ano nga ba yung sabi mo tungkol sa virginity?

**Karding** · May 2nd, 2003 02:00 AM

sabi ko tungkol sa virginity, magandang reporma yan para makatulong sa mga mamamayan. Lalo na ang reporma sa lupa at ang pamamahagi ng konting sakahin para sa mga pesante. Ang virginity ay maganda ding ihalo sa pit-pito ayon kay Ernie Baron. Ito daw at pamapatanggal ng lasa sa dahon ng sabila. Ang virginity din daw ang nagbibigay liwanag sa araw, ito rin ay maihahalintulad sa liwanag ng buwan tuwing sasapit ang bagong taon. Ayon naman sa NASA, maganda daw na halo sa metal ng rocket ang virginity dahil magaan at matibay. Alinsunod sa batas ng pangkarapatang tao, ang Virginity daw ay dapat ipagdiwang. Napagalaman ko din na nasa proseso na ang congreso sa pagpirma para maging Viginity Day ang Feb 14.

Hanggan sa susunod na pag uulat, ito po ang inyong lingkod...

Rey Langit para sa DMWB, nag uulat!

:mrgreen:

**preytoryan** · May 2nd, 2003 04:48 AM

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
tangna.. ayuuuf!
sumakit tyan ko kakatawa. teka makapunta sa washroom..

**Karding** · May 2nd, 2003 04:59 AM

Ano pa itatanong mo about Virginity? hehehe

yung may mga balak sa Feb 14, gawin nyo na ASAP at baka pumasa na sa kongreso yung batas :twisted:

**preytoryan** · May 2nd, 2003 05:19 AM

wala na.. pero ano ibig sabihin ng DMWB?

**Karding** · May 2nd, 2003 05:23 AM

Originally Posted by preytoryan

wala na.. pero ano ibig sabihin ng DMWB?

di ko alam bro, inembento ko lang yan eh. :lol:

**gretzy** · May 3rd, 2003 12:50 AM

wow may virginity report pa si Karding! :twisted:

**Karding** · May 3rd, 2003 12:51 AM

meron! eh big supporter ko ng Virginity eh :twisted:

maya-maya, may follow up report si Gus Abelgas :mrgreen:

**preytoryan** · May 3rd, 2003 02:34 AM

meron ba dyang Mission X? o triple X?

**Karding** · May 3rd, 2003 05:03 AM

may Mission X pero gabi na yata. nakiki nood lang ako sa kapit-bahay ko eh :lol: kapag 10pm na, sarado na bintana nila :mrgreen: kaya di ko napapanood. si tulfo yun di ba? nakikita ko lang sa commercial eh

**preytoryan** · May 3rd, 2003 05:16 AM

nyahahaha. iba yatang mission x pinapanood mo e.. :mrgreen:

**Karding** · May 3rd, 2003 05:44 AM

nah, si Tulfo yunn di ba?

**GlennSter** · May 3rd, 2003 07:53 PM

guys..

virginity......

virginity...........

virginity.............................

**happiman** · May 3rd, 2003 08:42 PM

virgin pa ba si Tulfo ? bakit sya pinag uusapan dito eheheh :mrgreen:

sa panahon ko (long long time ago) ay medyo importante ang virginity ng babae. kasi nga dat taym (di ko na talaga maalala kung anong year) di ka pwedeng bumiyak ng virgin na hindi itatanan dahil mas malamang na hindi na bibitaw yung babae sa iyo kapag napa aray mo. pag tinakbuhan mo naman eh malamang na huhuntingin ka ng ama at ng mga kapatid na lalake. :mrgreen:

**afrasay** · May 3rd, 2003 08:49 PM

Whew...ang haba.

Here's a good one.

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin. Is there anything you can do to help me?"
After the doctor stops laughing he says, " Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping." The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for it.

They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man. Things begin to progress and as her hubby "slips it in", she snaps the elastic band. The hubby asks:

"What the hell was that?"

The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping."

The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!"

**happiman** · May 3rd, 2003 09:07 PM

:lol::lol::lol:

aray ko hehehe. masakit ata sa yagbols. parang ikaw ang na virgin :mrgreen:

**Karding** · May 4th, 2003 01:56 AM

bwahahahaha * afrasay :lol: masakit ngang ikaw ang mabirguhan! ahahhaa

**Brando Braganza** · May 7th, 2008 10:00 AM

syempre naman I do. for me, its a plus though no issue naman sa akin kung di na virgin yung girl.

**judoman** · May 8th, 2008 11:18 PM

it's a plus. kaso sa panahon ngayon di ka na makakapili. rude naman kung ask mo agad yun. pero kung titignan di ba..bat meron pa nun kung walang use. a.. e pano po ba pag lalaki yung virgin? turn off ba? ..waaahh!

**nicolodeon** · May 9th, 2008 07:20 AM

Originally Posted by preytoryan

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
tangna.. ayuuuf!
sumakit tyan ko kakatawa. teka makapunta sa washroom..

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