Radar detectors - what do you use?

[ghosthunter]

I didn't know MMDA uses lidar back there.
Cops here use lidar here too but they are lazy so half of the time, they use radar - which is very easy to detect.
How much is a speeding ticket back there? Can you still bribe them? I remember back in college, I just give them P100. I got pulled over one time for expired tags, expired driver's license, custom painted tags and I believe I was driving during my coding day - cop asked P1,200 which I was forced to pay since they took my DL.

The MMDA fine is P2,000 if they catch you speeding with their fancy lidar gun.

As of what I know, the MMDA only has lidar guns in use along Macapagal and Commonwealth Ave.
NLEX and SCTEX use radar guns, sometimes in a "pop" style.
SLEX is using lidar on a certain section but not often.
Coastal road (to Cavite) was playing with some radar guns over a year ago but no definite news if they are using them.

source: http://www.mmda.gov.ph/penalties.html