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    April 9th, 2012 07:51 PM #501
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post

    tsk buti't wala dito nyan! pero mag-iingat pa din ako
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    April 9th, 2012 10:45 PM #502
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    buti nalang at CUTE lang ako....he.he....
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    April 10th, 2012 06:58 PM #503
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    April 10th, 2012 09:08 PM #504
    POGI ....eh dapat lang patayin kase asong kalye siguro.. aso ng daw ang POGI ....buti n lng GWAPO ako.....ahehehhehee
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    April 11th, 2012 10:19 PM #505
    Quote Originally Posted by KIANTOT View Post
    POGI ....eh dapat lang patayin kase asong kalye siguro.. aso ng daw ang POGI ....buti n lng GWAPO ako.....ahehehhehee

    kitang kita naman ang ebidensya.
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    April 11th, 2012 11:07 PM #506
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    kitang kita naman ang ebidensya.
    eh-he-heh! ganda ng smile ni kiantot dyan.......
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    April 11th, 2012 11:11 PM #507
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    April 12th, 2012 05:07 AM #508
    Quote Originally Posted by chua_riwap View Post
    eh-he-heh! ganda ng smile ni kiantot dyan.......
    Yan ang tinatawag na killer smile.....



    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    kitang kita naman ang ebidensya.
    Photogenic lang talaga ako sir
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    April 12th, 2012 09:11 AM #509
    *kinantot ikaw ata si boybastos.com
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    April 12th, 2012 07:57 PM #510

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    April 13th, 2012 11:42 AM #513
    Since pinayagan na sumali mga transgenders sa Miss Universe, abangan mga intro nila gaya ng mga ito:

    Baha dito, baha doon, baha lagi, BAHAMAS!
    ... Bra mo, bra ko, bra nating lahat, BRAZIL!
    Lubak dito, lubak doon, CZEKOSLOVAKIA!
    Titi ng bakla para hindi mahalata, ITALY!
    ... Breakfast, snack, lunch, dinner, midnight snack, MS. GHANA!
    Caloocan, Malabon, Navotas, VENEZUELA!
    Paki mo, paki ko, PAKISTAN!
    Iwas ka , iwas ka , baka tamaan ka ng … PANA…MA!
    Ibulgar mo, ibubulgar ko, BULGARIA!
    Boots mo, isusuot ko, BOTSWANA!
    Ako susubo…. KOSOVO!
    One way, two way, my way, there is no other way – NORWAY!
    Matador, aguador, tinidor, ECUADOR!
    27, 28, 29, TURKEY!
    Kampanerang.. CUBA!
    Bato bato sa langit tama wag magalit, baka matamaan ka nang ESTONIA!
    Ni hao ma, Ni-hao ma.. Ni-hao na manok.. Ni-hao na baboy- CHINA!
    Puro taba ang kinain, ang plato puro GREECE!
    Itlog na uuga-uga, UGANDA!
    Aga Mulach, Vic Sotto, Sharon Cuneta, nagsilipatan, LAOS!
    Sandali lang, huwag niyo akong iwan, KUWAIT!
    Hindi ka naman kinakausap, sumasabat ka. Huwag ka nga masayadong….NEPAL!
    Purefoods, Kings, Youngtown, 555, ARGENTINA!
    Bagal bagal, parang pagong, BELIZE!!
    50, 60, 70, HAITI!
    singa 1, singa 2, singa 3.. SINGAPORE!
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    April 13th, 2012 04:05 PM #514
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    April 14th, 2012 06:29 PM #516
    Moodley speaks with his son.

    Moodley: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."
    Son: "No - I will choose my own bride!"
    Moodley: "But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter."
    Son: "Well, in that case... OK!"

    Next, Moodley approaches Bill Gates.

    Moodley: "I have a husband for your daughter."
    Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
    Moodley: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
    Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case... OK!"

    Finally, Moodley goes to see the president of the World Bank.

    Moodley: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
    President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!"
    Moodley: "But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law."
    President: "Ah, in that case... OK!"
    Fasten your seatbelt! Or else... Driven To Thrill!
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    April 14th, 2012 06:30 PM #517
    Mental patient is singing while lying in his hospital bed. After a song, he turns face down to sing again.
    NURSE: Bakit ka bumaliktad?
    PATIENT: Side B na kasi eh.

    Fasten your seatbelt! Or else... Driven To Thrill!
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    April 15th, 2012 02:48 AM #518
    Tatlong lasing pumara ng taxi, nahalata ng driver na lasing na lasing ang tatlo, inistart lang niya ang makina tapos pinatay ulit sabay sabing,

    Driver: Mga sir nandito na po tayo.

    Lasing1: Baba na tayo mga pre, bayad oh!

    Lasing2: Manong salamat ha!

    Nagulat and driver ng sampalin siya ng malakas ng pangatlong lasing.

    Driver: Oh?!?! Bakit mo ako sinampal?!?

    Lasing3: Sa susunod bagalan mo pagmamaneho mo! Muntik na kaming mamatay!
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    April 16th, 2012 04:18 PM #520

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