Husband and Wife talking before sleeping:
Husband: Honey, I bet you can't tell me anything that can make me Happy and Sad at the same time.
Wife: Huh What?
Husband: I bet you can't tell me anything that can make me Happy and Sad at the same time.
Wife: You have the biggest Penis among all your friends!
Husband:

There's a new model already ... wouldn't buy a Nissan ... company is plague with anomalies ...
2021 Nissan Leaf