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    February 21st, 2020 03:27 PM #4041
    Future DENR Secretary.[emoji16]

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    February 21st, 2020 04:13 PM #4042
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    Future DENR Secretary.[emoji16]

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    Nature lover hahahaha

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    February 21st, 2020 04:52 PM #4043
    Nagwaterfalls na ah.
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    February 21st, 2020 06:27 PM #4044
    Quote Originally Posted by travajante View Post
    Future DENR Secretary.[emoji16]

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    I'm sure his father drew it. [emoji1787]

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    February 21st, 2020 08:38 PM #4045
    [QUOTE=ninjababro thanks for your cat memes, napatawa ko ang gf ko


    MQUOTE]Eto bro, dagdag ko...
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    February 22nd, 2020 02:48 PM #4046
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    February 22nd, 2020 07:38 PM #4047
    Naughty but true factsxxxxxxx
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    We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
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    Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
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    Breaking news: Condoms don't guarantee safe *** anymore! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband...!!
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    Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
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    Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....?
    Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity....!!
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    Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During ***....?
    They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure.....!!
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    Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
    A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy
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    *DEFINITION OF BLOWJOB*
    A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
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    *BALLS THEORY*
    If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
    If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman.
    U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass
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    *EXPLANATION*
    Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 2.5 inches for successful penetration.
    Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?
    Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
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    *VIAGRA*
    All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGRA has Front effect.
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    *BURNING LOVE*
    Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
    A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks by mistake
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    February 26th, 2020 02:27 PM #4048
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    February 26th, 2020 02:32 PM #4049
    I don't know the answer haha



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    February 26th, 2020 02:33 PM #4050
    Quote Originally Posted by monty_GTV View Post
    Naughty but true factsxxxxxxx
    ________________________________
    We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
    ________________________________
    Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
    ________________________________
    Breaking news: Condoms don't guarantee safe *** anymore! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband...!!
    ________________________________
    Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
    ____________________________
    Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....?
    Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity....!!
    ____________________________
    Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During ***....?
    They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure.....!!
    ____________________________
    Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
    A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy
    ____________________________
    *DEFINITION OF BLOWJOB*
    A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
    ____________________________
    *BALLS THEORY*
    If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
    If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman.
    U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass
    ____________________________
    *EXPLANATION*
    Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 2.5 inches for successful penetration.
    Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?
    Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
    ____________________________
    *VIAGRA*
    All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGRA has Front effect.
    ________________________________
    *BURNING LOVE*
    Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
    A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks by mistake
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    February 26th, 2020 03:07 PM #4051
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    February 26th, 2020 06:05 PM #4052
    Quote Originally Posted by ninjababez View Post
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    There's a longer video of that. The BF stalks the girl at mall and would press the remote. And the girl would just freeze in public and squirm. [emoji23]

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    February 26th, 2020 06:36 PM #4053
    Quote Originally Posted by _Cathy_ View Post
    I don't know the answer haha



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    February 26th, 2020 06:42 PM #4054
    Quote Originally Posted by BratPAQ View Post
    There's a longer video of that. The BF stalks the girl at mall and would press the remote. And the girl would just freeze in public and squirm. [emoji23]

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    during that time ba alam na ni girl or di pa bro?

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    February 27th, 2020 12:58 AM #4055
    Quote Originally Posted by ninjababez View Post
    hahaha
    during that time ba alam na ni girl or di pa bro?

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    I think it's the same day after that lunch. Hindi pa nahubad ni girl yung panty.

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    February 27th, 2020 09:25 AM #4056
    Quote Originally Posted by BratPAQ View Post
    I think it's the same day after that lunch. Hindi pa nahubad ni girl yung panty.

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    parang gusto ko bumili, washable kaya LOL

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    February 27th, 2020 10:23 AM #4057
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    February 27th, 2020 10:31 AM #4058
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    Hahaha huli ka pero di ka kulong!!!

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    February 27th, 2020 01:05 PM #4059

    dutertard in 9gag
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    February 27th, 2020 06:00 PM #4060
    I tried it and the screenshot appeared on the windshield...

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